Rules by Blizzard - Explained
1. This game is made for our profit only.
2. If at any point you get the impression that the game is actually made for you to have fun, please refer to paragraph 1. to avoid any further misunderstandings.
3. If you still insist on thinking that the game was made for you, please remember that we are owned by Vivendi, and they definitely don't care about anything else then profit.
4. We make the rules.
5. If you think that there are trade or any other laws in your country that may apply to us, please refer to paragraph 4. to avoid any further misunderstandings.
6. We don't care about anything you say or do, unless it profits you in any way.
7. If something profits you in any way then it means you're cheating.
8. We might say that we care about you, but then it means that our Public Relations department told us that saying it is going to profit us.
9. If you think that we test our products thoroughly before releasing them on the market, think again.
10. If you still insist on thinking that way, please remember that it would cost us money to do it.
11. We prefer to let you test our products thoroughly and eventually fix something on the go, but ONLY if that something makes us earn less money or at least profit you in any way.
12. We know everything better.
13. If you know something we don't know, you're using wrong source of information.
14. If you're under the impression that by paying us money you actually bought something, your impression is wrong too.
15. If you want to sell what you bought, you can't. Everything is ours.
16. If you bought our product from a 3rd party vendor and want to give it back, forget about it.
17. By paying us money we graciously allow you to click on our servers.
18. When we decide that you should no longer click, then you can't. No money back guarantee.
19. We might change anything at any time.
20. We might tell you about the unimportant things we change.
21. When we change the important things, telling you about them might profit you in some way. It's wrong and we won't.
22. We don't know any timezones except our own. (Who cares where you live anyway? Is money there?)
23. If you want to contact us you'll get an automated response.
24. If it's important what you want to contact us about, please wait...no, it's not important.
25. If you think that somebody might be stealing our money, tell us about it right away. Then forget about what you saw and never speak about it again. Or else.
26. If you disagree with anything of the above, you have a right to disagree, but it does not change anything.
27. We graciously give you the right to not to buy our products.
"TL:DR i know but damn was good."