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Apr 27 2015 10:29pm
Quote (FunOnABun @ Apr 28 2015 12:23am)
my dick is 100 pounds so i could do this easy


you would be scared to actually put the required force to pull it


I couldn't get it loaded until I got home and decided to actually test it


once you got the swing of it, it's pretty easy and holding it is even easier

I'm gonna follow an archer course for sure before taking this bow to any hunting trip
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Apr 27 2015 10:29pm
Quote (dragoneth @ Apr 27 2015 08:24pm)
man my highschool french teacher was a dime ida cried if she got eaten by a bear
we had a teacher at my elementary school that moved out north to nunavit or something to teach and he came back n said how he had to have a rifle to shoot bears at all times

bears sound like pretty big assholes prob one animal that if they were to go extinct nobody would really give a shit about


Lol, they're pretty cool though. Just a bit terrifying when you run into them is all..
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Apr 27 2015 10:30pm
Quote (max09 @ Apr 28 2015 12:29am)
you would be scared to actually put the required force to pull it


I couldn't get it loaded until I got home and decided to actually test it


once you got the swing of it, it's pretty easy and holding it is even easier

I'm gonna follow an archer course for sure before taking this bow to any hunting trip


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Apr 27 2015 10:32pm
Quote (dragoneth @ Apr 28 2015 12:24am)
man my highschool french teacher was a dime ida cried if she got eaten by a bear
we had a teacher at my elementary school that moved out north to nunavit or something to teach and he came back n said how he had to have a rifle to shoot bears at all times

bears sound like pretty big assholes prob one animal that if they were to go extinct nobody would really give a shit about


they actually play a big role in nature

but they know they are bigger then you and they know they can do what ever they want unless you have a gun or something
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Apr 27 2015 10:33pm
Quote (max09 @ Apr 27 2015 08:32pm)
they actually play a big role in nature

but they know they are bigger then you and they know they can do what ever they want unless you have a gun or something


Bear Spray > Gun for those suckas.
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Apr 27 2015 10:35pm
Quote (max09 @ Apr 27 2015 11:29pm)
you would be scared to actually put the required force to pull it


I couldn't get it loaded until I got home and decided to actually test it


once you got the swing of it, it's pretty easy and holding it is even easier

I'm gonna follow an archer course for sure before taking this bow to any hunting trip


i watched a video on youtube that a guy proved that the new modern era way of archery is actually shit
people are to slow take to long to fire ect ect
had like ancient carvings and stuff that showed it and he was good guy could like run around jump shoot like 3 arrows at once and hit the targets
he was shooting mid air and hitting targets with ease guy was fuckin legit lol and he shot so fast becasue of the way he held his arrows he said thats how they did it in ancient times when they were at war and needed t obe fast

This post was edited by dragoneth on Apr 27 2015 10:36pm
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Quote (StayPositive @ Apr 28 2015 12:33am)
Bear Spray > Gun for those suckas.


ya exactly

you have a better chance to stop it with a bear spray

even a good shot with a big gun may take 1-2 minutes to kill it...enough time for him to kill you 5 times
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Apr 27 2015 10:37pm
Quote (StayPositive @ Apr 28 2015 12:33am)
Bear Spray > Gun for those suckas.


I went on safari in kenya ages ago and the guide dude said with rhinos and elephants if they are charging no point in taking the time to shoot, one shot even between the eyes is unlikely to stop them better off running for your life i imagine bear are kinda similar lol
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Apr 27 2015 10:39pm
im curiuos then
if a gun is that ineffective what the fuck good is a bow going to do let alone some drunk guy shooting it
if anything max gets eaten and all his friends are saved by the drunken fool thinking its skyrim

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Apr 27 2015 10:43pm
Quote (Nearin @ Apr 27 2015 08:37pm)
I went on safari in kenya ages ago and the guide dude said with rhinos and elephants if they are charging no point in taking the time to shoot, one shot even between the eyes is unlikely to stop them better off running for your life i imagine bear are kinda similar lol


Beauty lol. Ya, you're not going to get a bullseye on a charging bear when you're freaking the hell out. Even if you do hit it, you'll probably just piss it off more. A cloud of bear spray will disorient it well.
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