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Feb 3 2015 03:30pm
Quote (Meatstick @ Feb 3 2015 04:29pm)
He's old. He started at 8am and was halfway done at noon


yeah and if he was taking a shit he was prob using his phone and we all know hold old people are and writing text on phones :lol:
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Quote (h4bs @ Feb 3 2015 10:27pm)
no gastroscopy. I don't eat right before going to bet either. if I do, the reflux happens and goes to my throat and burns. Also need to sleep on back with pillow to lift upper body a bit.

Being active and eating well solves all of it though. Stress/eating bad though doesn't help


yeah, except for me it doesnt help with healthy/active/whatever since its my stomach thats fucked up, doesnt close properly, only triggers when i dont keep my upper body up

i cant watch deepthroat porn after i had the gastroscopy, i have tried a few times but its just impossible, i get flashbacks from the nurse patting my shoulder while i swallow that 2 feet schlong choking and vomits out the little substance i have left after fasting

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Feb 3 2015 03:35pm
Quote (dragoneth @ 3 Feb 2015 16:30)
yeah and if he was taking a shit he was prob using his phone and we all know hold old people are and writing text on phones :lol:



No idea what you are talking about
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Feb 3 2015 03:36pm
Quote (Meatstick @ Feb 3 2015 10:35pm)
No idea what you are talking about


maybe trying to say he writes on his phone while taking a shit when he replies on jsp

i mean, that would make some sense
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Feb 3 2015 03:37pm
Quote (dej @ 3 Feb 2015 16:36)
maybe trying to say he writes on his phone while taking a shit when he replies on jsp

i mean, that would make some sense



What does that have to do with old people
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Feb 3 2015 03:39pm
Quote (Meatstick @ Feb 3 2015 05:51pm)
Did you have to pass those? Respect to your meatstick

Or is that something else


Indeed. Mine were pretty broken up by that time though. Worst pain was when they're going through your urinary track. Just imagine a little shard of glass tearing apart your insides nice and slowly.


For those with reflux, get your doctor to prescribe you Tecta. I used to get it bad at night, but now I can eat whatever the hell I want with no heartburn/reflux. One pill in the morning is all you need
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Feb 3 2015 03:40pm
Quote (dej @ Feb 3 2015 04:34pm)
yeah, except for me it doesnt help with healthy/active/whatever since its my stomach thats fucked up, doesnt close properly, only triggers when i dont keep my upper body up

i cant watch deepthroat porn after i had the gastroscopy, i have tried a few times but its just impossible, i get flashbacks from the nurse patting my shoulder while i swallow that 2 feet schlong choking and vomits out the little substance i have left after fasting


damn... yeah it's that little cap over the esophagus iirc that messes up.
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Feb 3 2015 03:42pm
Quote (Cratic @ Feb 3 2015 10:39pm)
Indeed. Mine were pretty broken up by that time though. Worst pain was when they're going through your urinary track. Just imagine a little shard of glass tearing apart your insides nice and slowly.


For those with reflux, get your doctor to prescribe you Tecta. I used to get it bad at night, but now I can eat whatever the hell I want with no heartburn/reflux. One pill in the morning is all you need


i got ranitidine, it works very well aslong as i dont go to bed instantly after, but since i figured out what causes it i havent had it at all, just a lot of stress involved with it

Quote (h4bs @ Feb 3 2015 10:40pm)
damn... yeah it's that little cap over the esophagus iirc that messes up.


yeah, i only know the swedish terminology lol, called belly mouth here

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Quote (Cratic @ Feb 3 2015 04:39pm)
Indeed. Mine were pretty broken up by that time though. Worst pain was when they're going through your urinary track. Just imagine a little shard of glass tearing apart your insides nice and slowly.


For those with reflux, get your doctor to prescribe you Tecta. I used to get it bad at night, but now I can eat whatever the hell I want with no heartburn/reflux. One pill in the morning is all you need


I'm trying to avoid the pill route, this can be cured/be better by me doing better for myself.

I hate those comercials where they show someone with heartburn or reflux, then eats hot dogs etc and says he feels fine because of the pill he took. Better to skip the hot dogs than take the hot dogs and pills.
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Feb 3 2015 03:55pm
Quote (Cratic @ 3 Feb 2015 22:26)
First time was too much dairy. I was literally drinking a litre of chocolate milk a day. Too much calcium build up. And once you get them once, it's a 50/50 shot you'll get them again. Guessing it was just my shitty luck the second time


litre of milk? that's nothing
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