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Dec 1 2014 04:18pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Dec 1 2014 11:12pm)
I always read your posts .


yeah, when you cum within a minute, you can spend the other 25 min on jsp :)
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Dec 1 2014 04:21pm
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yeah, when you cum within a minute, you can spend the other 25 min on jsp :)



No I spend the other 25 minutes going to Tim Horton's .
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Dec 1 2014 04:22pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Dec 1 2014 11:21pm)
No I spend the other 25 minutes going to Tim Horton's .


why adding space before the dot if you're trying to sound gramatically correct
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Dec 1 2014 04:23pm
Quote (dej @ Dec 1 2014 05:22pm)
why adding space before the dot if you're trying to sound gramatically correct


iphone
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Dec 1 2014 06:23pm
She won't eve talk to me anymore lmao.
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Dec 1 2014 06:25pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ 1 Dec 2014 19:23)
She won't eve talk to me anymore lmao.


Couldn't get it up, then you prematured?

That's pretty embarassing lol

This post was edited by Meatstick on Dec 1 2014 06:25pm
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Dec 1 2014 06:27pm
Quote (dirTyMan @ Dec 1 2014 06:21pm)
No I spend the other 25 minutes going to Tim Horton's .


Just gained so much respect for you.
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Dec 1 2014 06:40pm
Quote (Meatstick @ <a href="x-apple-data-detectors://18" x-apple-data-detectors="true" x-apple-data-detectors-type="calendar-event" x-apple-data-detectors-result="18">Dec 1 2014 05:25pm</a>)
Couldn't get it up, then you prematured?

That's pretty embarassing lol



Yup . Well the not getting it up thig is bullshit . It was up and she says "it's not hard enough" I've never had that problem before . So I think that was BS. Then in the morning I didn't use a condom first time without one .
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Dec 1 2014 06:41pm
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Can't be any worse then me fucking some girl from work and barely getting it up at night cuz drunk then in the morning cuming in like 1 minute . Serious. Shits never happened before but when it does it has to be someone I see all the time .


Will they call me the minute man at work now?

Thought everyone might want the annual update on my sex life.


HAHAHAHAHAH

just saw this. ive yet to see picks JAMES
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Dec 1 2014 06:46pm
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Too drunk to get it up.. how can you even. Drunk sex is the best

Shit happens, if you came fast just wait 15 minutes and go for round 2. If she's a bitch and makes fun of you she wasn't worth the extra time anyways.


Can confirm that drunk sex is bad for those of us who have a hard time getting off, lol
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