No. I'm the one in jays sig thats getting some, but performing badly, then not getting some again.

Happened to me once, got whiskey dick with a straight up 9, it was a sad and awkward night.

Only time that ever happened. I fell asleep on a girl once too actually. But she was like a 7

This post was edited by Meatstick on Oct 20 2014 11:04pm

My buddy feel asleep banging this girl when he was shitfaced in first year, it was her first time.

we still struggle to decided if hilarious or horrible.

she dates one of our other buddies now..... i guess i should go with horrible.

e/ also meat stick i totally read your edit as "But she was like 7"

This post was edited by Nearin on Oct 20 2014 11:06pm

I'm yet to get whiskey dick. Poor performance has happened twice. Once because I was just so inexperienced, and two , I wouldnt even call this poor performance but just stupidity on my part, I fucked her once, then we went round 2 , but literally mid fuck I say "I'm hungry", and I get her off me and go grab this sandwich I had in the fridge. She stopped responding to my texts after that night and I never saw her again.

I was okay with this because I got a nice safeway sandwich and I went to play FIFA 14 when it came out at my friends house.

me and my brother

gonna be lulz

Couldn't of chose something better suiting.

in b4 cry

It was weird, the girl was so hot with perfect C-cups and it just wouldn't work lol. I got it in... But not for long because I couldn't sustain. Never did get to fuck her, just a BJ from her from before that night

They come and go so whatever, sloots

This post was edited by Meatstick on Oct 20 2014 11:10pm

Thanks pal. Appreciate it!

Shit I didnt know you were capable of holding over 500fg. When did you become so ballin?

Back when d3 was released. Roughly 15x what you currently have