I'm sitting there in the emergency room, in so much pain I feel like I'm dying, enough pain to make me wish I would. A young indian boy named Ashvin slides out of my vagina, looks at me and says "daddy?"

This post was edited by Meatstick on Oct 6 2014 01:34pm

Beautiful sunny day, grab a mill street out the fridge. Strongly grip the cap and turn with all my strength... it's not a twist off.

lmao

Ashvin's sister invites me over to meet the parents, her entire family and I are seated around the dimly lit dinner blanket. I turn to speak with her father, but I do not see him, I hold up my spoon and see my own confused and worried reflection, BB turns to me and asks "daddy what's wrong?"

This post was edited by Meatstick on Oct 6 2014 01:52pm

Playing hide and seek with my little sister was my favorite past time when I was young. When I was 15, my mother told me I only had an older brother.

Leafs. Winning a cup.

The dream of many, the nightmare of everyone else.

Is it just me or is Katherine heigl super hot... Idk why but I find her extremely attractive