nah something along the lines of claims of it increasing reflexes, increasing focus, etc.

It's my only wish, I would very much like to share with you the secret amazingly delightful hidden treasure of a restaurant/bar. I know you're a vegetable, but they have awesome food

Also skinny kitty @ Hintonburger is a big tofu dog

This post was edited by Meatstick on Oct 5 2014 11:22pm

LOL? so becasue they say "red bull gives you wings" and it really doesnt they are sueing them?

You can't type and now you forgot how to read?

will do

I am taking an English class (luckily the last one I have to take) and there's this pretty hot girl in the class, I always say "hi" to her and whenever she says hi back I feel like she's flirting with me. She probably likes me a lot and is waiting for me to ask her out. Anyway, today we were having group debates. The topic was Evolution and whether or not it is viable and makes sense. I was on the side arguing against evolution and the girl was on the other side. I wanted to impress her with my debating skills and I wanted to act like the alpha male in the room and dominate everyone.

It kinda went like this:

Me: "Why are there still monkeys if they supposedly magically turned into us?"

Them: "They didn't magically turn into us..."

I cut them off....

Me: "Well I don't see any monkeys turning into humans today, why is that?"

The Girl: "Because evolution takes millions of years, we can't see it happ..."

Me: "Oh, so you can't see it happening, but you still believe in it?"

The Girl: "Yea, there's tons of evidence for it."

Me: "Well why do you get on Christian's case when they can't see God but still believe in Him?"

The Girl: "This isn't about God this is about evolu..."

Me: "Shut up, you know damn well what this is about."

The Girl looked stunned and flustered, and took a moment to compose herself. The whole room's eyes were on me and I knew they thought I was the alpha male.

The Girl: "You don't have to be a douchebag"

Me: "Oh, how surprising, the arrogant atheist has to resort to personal insults. You make me sick, you pathetic little worm."

I could tell that I was impressing her, but all of a sudden she started crying and one of the guys on her team (he's pretty jacked but muscle slows you down) stood up and started getting in my face. I knew that at any second I could put him down with a throat strike but I decided to take the higher road and kneed him in the balls hard, but then pretended that he hit me in the head so we both hit the ground at the same time and I was clutching my head saying "OH F*CK HE HIT ME OWWW OWWW OWW" and writhing on the floor. (I learned this from Soccer) Except his balls were really crushed and I was fine.

Someone said to call 911 and I got up and clutched my head and screamed at the Girl "You f*cking bitch, look what you started!" And I could tell her bowels had been released but I didn't care. I kept berating her until she ran out out into the bathroom to clean herself up.

In hindsight, I feel like I might have gone too far. I said hi to her today and she didn't even look at me. I thought you were supposed to be mean to girls if you wanted them to like you?

prolly not yours, but i would believe it was you lol

And also not funny

waste of my time

can't believe i read this. give me 20 seconds of my life back