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Sep 1 2014 03:19am
Quote (CehNehDeh @ 1 Sep 2014 09:38)
Someone pm this perverted old man a link to young naked celebs photo gallery plz and Ty


dirty old man
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Quote (Cruzader @ 1 Sep 2014 04:14)
How is Kate Upton even famous, lol. Pretty but not model pretty, proportions all screwed up. her boobs don't even look as nice when bare naked. Hell, Verlander has a nicer ass than his GF


exactly. ugly body
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Quote (Meatstick @ Sep 1 2014 12:00am)
Does every celebrity take nude selfies lol?


Makes sense when you realize most of them are in long distance relationships.
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Sep 1 2014 09:35am
Made some snotty teenager cry this morning by telling him he dresses like a waiter. It's going to be a good day.
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Quote (Rzi @ Sep 1 2014 06:14am)
exactly. ugly body


Not ugly but she's not the hottest girl in the world. Her boobs are way too big for her body; a common problem with girls with too big a tits. Hence why I like smaller tits. More perky, usually more proportional.
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Quote (dxlightning @ Sep 1 2014 08:35am)
Made some snotty teenager cry this morning by telling him he dresses like a waiter. It's going to be a good day.


lol, what's your line of work again?
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Sep 1 2014 10:11am
Quote (Cruzader @ Sep 1 2014 12:05pm)
lol, what's your line of work again?


Government. Not that I'm spitting on waiters, it's just not an outfit you would want to wear in everyday life :lol:

Fucker cut in line and then said I was upset because I'm jealous of his swag. I told him if dressing like a waiter passes for swag he can keep it. Apparently that cut deep.

This post was edited by dxlightning on Sep 1 2014 10:14am
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Quote (dxlightning @ Sep 1 2014 09:11am)
Government. Not that I'm spitting on waiters, it's just not an outfit you would want to wear in everyday life :lol:

Fucker cut in line and then said I was upset because I'm jealous of his swag. I told him if dressing like a waiter passes for swag he can keep it. Apparently that cut deep.


You're my hero
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Sep 1 2014 10:49am
Quote (dxlightning @ 1 Sep 2014 11:11)
Government. Not that I'm spitting on waiters, it's just not an outfit you would want to wear in everyday life :lol:

Fucker cut in line and then said I was upset because I'm jealous of his swag. I told him if dressing like a waiter passes for swag he can keep it. Apparently that cut deep.


Was he wearing a vest or something?

Or just a tucked in button-up with black pants?
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Quote (dxlightning @ 1 Sep 2014 19:11)
Government. Not that I'm spitting on waiters, it's just not an outfit you would want to wear in everyday life :lol:

Fucker cut in line and then said I was upset because I'm jealous of his swag. I told him if dressing like a waiter passes for swag he can keep it. Apparently that cut deep.


lol
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