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Feb 12 2018 11:39am
Quote (BB_MelloYello @ Feb 12 2018 12:36pm)
wait guys, he's right..

wat the fuck are we doing with our lives



I’m currently pooping

Is nice
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Feb 12 2018 11:41am
Quote (partank @ Feb 12 2018 12:39pm)
I’m currently pooping

Is nice


wat sharpen u get on yer skates?

1/2"?
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Feb 12 2018 11:41am
Quote (Stealth @ Feb 12 2018 12:37pm)
The average minutes of actual playing action in an NFL game: 11 minutes.


you'd be lucky to get 11 minutes of entertainment in an entire NHL season
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Feb 12 2018 11:45am
We don't need to hear about your sex life m8...
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Feb 12 2018 11:46am
Quote (BB_MelloYello @ Feb 12 2018 12:41pm)
wat sharpen u get on yer skates?

1/2"?


i only get a regular profile, a deep cut fuks up my glide
havent got a shallow cut just because i dont think id be able to accelerate decently
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Feb 12 2018 11:47am
Quote (stuartg85 @ Feb 12 2018 11:35am)
except in football when you stop between downs you plan out your next play


You ever stop to think that that shitty sport of yours was made to be so popular because of its constant stopping, which mean opportunities for commercials
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Feb 12 2018 11:50am
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 12 2018 09:47am)
You ever stop to think that that shitty sport of yours was made to be so popular because of its constant stopping, which mean opportunities for commercials


well that, and they cant use their brains on the fly and they have to draw out every detail to get guys to understand it, and more than half the time they blow the coverage/play
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Feb 12 2018 11:54am
Quote (StayPositive @ Feb 12 2018 12:47pm)
You ever stop to think that that shitty sport of yours was made to be so popular because of its constant stopping, which mean opportunities for commercials


yeah, commercials make things entertaining, how did i miss that

i guess DVR must be super unsuccessful then!

Quote (KoJ @ Feb 12 2018 12:50pm)
well that, and they cant use their brains on the fly and they have to draw out every detail to get guys to understand it, and more than half the time they blow the coverage/play


as opposed to "hey, flick the puck to that end and chase it, oh wait, the other guy got it first, flick it back. no? you don't shoot where i shoot? TICKLE FIGHT!!!"

solid game you got yourself there
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Feb 12 2018 11:58am
Vouch
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Feb 12 2018 12:00pm
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well that, and they cant use their brains on the fly and they have to draw out every detail to get guys to understand it, and more than half the time they blow the coverage/play



Damn it all makes sense now
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