imagine giving up hockey for fashion
imagine getting kicked out of the #1 fanbase shitcity in which the Canadiens plays in
imagine marrying some past-prime blondie hoe
imagine thinking you are an elite defenseman
imagine making 9 million $$ a year and not giving it all to charities because you don't even deserve a slap in your weird face
imagine being PK Subban
I wish he'd still be on the habs so they have 3 unmoveable players taking up more salary cap than the rest of the team combined