Quote (Terps @ Oct 5 2021 07:22pm)

What would you say are some of your weaknesses? Besides racial tolerance.

Quote (Lonzo @ Oct 5 2021 07:46pm)

I fap too much. But like all great interview answers, i turn my weakness into strengths. By fapping I release all my sexual frustration and able problem solve with a calm mind.

While DM has been getting no action from his wife after they married, he releases his sexual frustration and anger onto us.

Quote (Lonzo @ Oct 5 2021 04:04pm)

^unevilmaniac

I heard you have an opening for a job at your company and your willing to hire jsp users. I dont know how i field against other jsp users, but i like my odds.


Summary:

-lonzo fan, that has the work ethic of kyrie, ben simmons, embiid, hinkie, and JR smith. Can wake up at 9am like KD and willing do anything to win the ship.

Experience
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1) Telemarketing: contacted people that the CRA or the IRS froze their bank acc and they need to send $1000 in amazon gift cards. My success rate was the highest in my department.

2) Diamond in league of legends from s3 to s5. Equivalent to being D1 college basketball player in like 1980s pretty much.

3) d2 for 10 years. Can tell you how to make runewords like spirit, enigma, and maybeeeeee ebotd without looking online.


Education:
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HS Graduate: ik ik, i dont have summa ikuuu laude like corey but i have the street smarts you need.

Volunteer experience
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Carry mentally disabled kids during d2 resets

Quote (UnEvilManiac @ Oct 5 2021 09:30pm)

Do you know how to turn a wrench?
Can you buddy lift 60 lbs.
Are you willing to mask up?
Can you pass a drug test?

I'm unsure about that last one being that you gave horrible Brent horrible advice on hoto > wizspike.
Gotta be on something to think about that.


But if you're seriously interested and have a place to stay in Hillsboro Oregon I can hook you up with a 20$ an hour job.