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Tough choice. On one hand we have the 40 year old trying to act shady for 15$ worth of fg, running to mods over an unconfirmed bet
On the other hand we have a newly appointed mod who, after years of being bullied at home and in the workplace, finally happened upon a crumb of power and promptly abused it to try to look cool to his mod friends.
It's close, but I'm gonna go for
as SLIGHTLY more pathetic since he had several chances to make this right and chose not to