Quote (RemembertheTitans @ Jan 24 2017 04:32am)
Its so plants can grow on your grave, and the nutrients from your corpse could blossom into a beautiful field of flowers. My urine is full of nutrition.
Urine kills foliage though. I killed a poison ivy plant when I was in HS just by pissing on it every weekday for a month when I came home from school.
Plus, if your dog pisses in the same spot every day, you'll notice the grass die.