Hello and welcome to your Mid season WNBA update!

We got a lot to talk about today such as...

Is Caitlin Clark REALLY THAT GOOD?
Does anyone actually give a fuck about the WNBA yet?
Did Britney Griner just say she has XY chromosomes?
BUT FIRST

We gotta present our

HEAD TO HEAD MATCHUP



Who the fuck is actually better? Caitlinhergrtness or Angel 'The round mound of rebound' Reese??

Thats right that smooth sexy booty of Angel is not just for show ladies and gentlemen!

Because Angel Reese is currently LEADING THE LEAGUE in Rebounds! She is first in offensive rebounds, and total rebounds. Just like yuh boi Chuck



BUT

But don't Count out the modern Larry Bird that is Caitlin Clark. Caitlin is CRUSHING it right now averaging over 21 ppg in her last 10 games (thats insane for WNBA standards okay, they are trying really hard, okay!)

Caitlin is leading the league in Assists per Game. And dare I say she learned a thing or two from the Chef? She leads the league in 3 pt attempts. Now her percentages do need some work, but we will talk about that later.

THIS HEAD TO HEAD MATCHUP IS THE MOST INTENSE IN WNBA HISTORY. WHO WILL WIN? BOOTY? OR RACISM? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

... A Great rivalry brewing that the fans will definitely kind of care about, probably.

Now we can get back to the important things...

https://i.imgur.com/qqv89UO.png (image below)

DID BRITNEY GRINER SAY SHE WAS BORN A DUDE??

In a bit of an odd twitter post, Britney Griner said things along the lines of "who cares if we have xy chromosomes" when referring to the Algerian Gold medal Boxing winner that is caught up in controversy.

Now I do not want to get political on this show, believe me.

What I will say is this. In Mens sports, super freaks of nature such as Lebrons agility or Aaron Judges build dont get the same scrutiny. You just have to deal with it. No one is trying to kick Giannis out of the league because he is taller and faster and stronger than everyone else..

No one tried to kick Tiger Woods out fo the league because of his freak of nature ability of being half black in a sport where they don't allow blacks.....

No one cried about Usain bolt because his body is just designed better to run faster than anyone else.

So there are parallels we can take from this. These are women that were born with DSD and it inherently gives them a biological advantage over most other women. Do we really need to cry about how its unfair? If you really think so, consider why we aren't kicking Wembenyama out of the league and we are just telling everyone else to deal with it for the next 20 years.

Of course there are many valid arguments such as 'Well Griner is a dude, now I get why she doesnt have tits" or the all time "its a dude, bro" and those are just as valid I agree with both sides honestly I dont have a strong opinion either way just dont spam my inbox with hate porn again. (looking at you Morrow)
ANYWAY BACK TO THE REAL NEWS!

Finally today we are going to compare Caitlin Clark to his greatness.... Kobe Bryant.....

Before I get critical, I understand Caitlin is just a rookie, but I will look at it objectively assuming she can be the best there ever was and in that light we can scrutinize her day to day numbers a bit.

Caitlin does not have the highest percentages this year.She is currently 40/30/90. On her best days she is only shooting .550 and taking lots of volume shots.

Now



Caitlin also is leading the league in turnovers... by a lot! Like a lot alot!
https://i.imgur.com/Zfzn7r0.png (image below)

More than 50 more than second place.

She is just a rookie, and she is doing amazing considering the burden on her (Basically the female equivalent of Lebron) ... So I am just pointing these nasty stats out with my Dorrito crusted finger pushing up my glasses and whiping away the lisp spit from my lip so ya.

So the question becomes... Is Caitlin Clark Larry Bird??? Or just a lousy chucker like Kobe and only goes 5/7....


WE LEAVE YOU WITH THINGS TO PONDER AS WE CLOSE OUT THIS EDITION OF YOUR MID SEASON WNBA UPDATESSSSSSSS

WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS CAITLIN A BIRD? OR JUST A LOUZY BRYANT? IS GRINER A MAN?? IS ANGEL REESE' ASS THAT AMAZING??? LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS

CRUNKT OUT

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This post was edited by Crunkt on Aug 26 2024 06:56pm

its a good read it'll do you good, you know, reading

Nah too many lines n it’s WNBA so didn’t read after Angel rsss nice bbmmper!!

This post was edited by JayBomber on Aug 27 2024 12:22am

WNBA lol.....

We keep hearing about Reese's historic rebounding streak but half the rebounds are from her own FGA how can someone watch that shit

League is a fucking joke

LOLLLL

I aint reading that but angel reese def. fine

You see a horse named Caitlinhergrtness won the Kings plate race the other day

and they named the horse after Caitlin Clark


so its whats called a pop culture reference

its pretty cool you know

This post was edited by Crunkt on Aug 27 2024 05:51pm