Zion has like 2% body fat

Zion will probably average like 20/10 as a rookie. Pick n Roll with Zo will be fun to watch

The Pelicans will probably have the fastest pace in the league this year

Same as my penis.

Makes up for the 40% body fat in the rest of you

Does it really though?

Lob City?
Shit let Lonzo shoot the runner.
While an improved shooter, he's gone from being god awful to just awful.

This post was edited by UnEvilManiac on Jun 19 2019 05:17pm

Pelicans over or under 37 wins?

Sounds like a whale to me

Zion "Larry Johnson" Williamson

The big difference was Wiggins was super hyped in high school but was sort of a letdown in college. Zion was super hyped up in high school but he exceeded that hype in college. RJ was seen as a better prospect than him before college and only after a handful of games, the narrative flipped.

Randle and Bennett are very lazy comparison that people make just because they look similar. Zion's feel for the game and ball IQ is several tiers higher than Randle and is a much better athlete.

Usually hyped up players that doesn't meet the expectation in the NBA either doesn't pass the eye test or the advanced metrics but Zion passes both.