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Mar 30 2022 06:07am
Quote (Sixers @ Mar 29 2022 10:24am)
Calmy walk on stage, slap him in the face, turn around, fix suit while walking back to your seat IN THE FRONT ROW, tell him to shut the fuck up and he says "okay i will."

Then proceed to sit in the front row and wait for your Oscar award, receive it, give a speech and apologize to everyone else EXCEPT the guy you slapped, then proceed to party afterwards with all of the celebrities while holding Oscar in your hands.



Alpha moves for days.



Nothing says alpha like losing your composure at a public event looking like a fool because your wife who cucked you got upset at a joke delivered at an awards show where people usually get roasted by a comedian who usually roasts people.

Going up to assault a guy trying to do a job he’s getting paid to do is real alpha.

It’s the fucking Oscar’s, they show up to suck each other off or get roasted by the host, that’s literally it, if you get that offended at people talking shit about you then don’t go outside.

I didn’t know we could homer for celebs lmao, only on d2jsp.

This post was edited by SwallowEmbiigLoads on Mar 30 2022 06:15am
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Quote (Sixers @ Mar 29 2022 03:05pm)
Alpha moves from alpha cities, no big deal.

Idc where he's from, i'm a fan of people getting the shit smacked out of them when they run their mouth. Too many people write checks they can't cash these days with twitter fingers nah mean? Love to see people get smacked back to reality.



You seem obsessed with his personal life though.

Will has said they have or had an open relationship, they're just like all the other crazy celebrities in Hollywood. What they do in their private life doesn't really matter, does it?


huh? this entire incident centers around this man's insecurity in his personal life - the joke was at his wife's expense...

that slap was nothing to do with chris rock, it was a petty man grasping at anything he can to cling to a woman who's walking all over him

e/

i don't care about open, closed, same sex, etc. you do you in a relationship

but if you're that dense that you can't see this guy's sad little man psyche coming through with every interaction posted (the slap, the oprah clip, his interview with jada) then i dunno what to tell you

dude is literally not even in control of his own emotions, he laughs, she doesn't, so then he snaps to try to prove to her what he's willing to do to cling to her nuts

jada clearly out there living however she wants, will smith just along for the ride

only true alpha in all of this is her

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Nothing says alpha like losing your composure at a public event looking like a fool because your wife who cucked you got upset at a joke delivered at an awards show where people usually get roasted by a comedian who usually roasts people.

Going up to assault a guy trying to do a job he’s getting paid to do is real alpha.

It’s the fucking Oscar’s, they show up to suck each other off or get roasted by the host, that’s literally it, if you get that offended at people talking shit about you then don’t go outside.

I didn’t know we could homer for celebs lmao, only on d2jsp.


Who's homering a celeb? I'm not saying him doing it at that time was right, it was stupid to do it at the Oscars in the middle of the show but i understand resorting to violence when someone can't keep your families name out of their mouth and has been talking shit for years with personal "jokes." That's how you put someone in their place when they're trying to be a bully.

Tbh, he should have confronted and punched him after it was over. It would still get tons of publicity but it would have been a little more understandable. Walking on stage and slapping him was just funny as fuck though :rofl:

Also, "a guy doing his job" if his job is to makes jokes at your families expense for medical conditions they have openly spoke about being very difficult for them, and doing it at the Oscars of all places...then they're in the wrong line of work.

Quote (stuartg85 @ Mar 30 2022 08:20am)
huh? this entire incident centers around this man's insecurity in his personal life - the joke was at his wife's expense...

that slap was nothing to do with chris rock, it was a petty man grasping at anything he can to cling to a woman who's walking all over him

e/

i don't care about open, closed, same sex, etc. you do you in a relationship

but if you're that dense that you can't see this guy's sad little man psyche coming through with every interaction posted (the slap, the oprah clip, his interview with jada) then i dunno what to tell you

dude is literally not even in control of his own emotions, he laughs, she doesn't, so then he snaps to try to prove to her what he's willing to do to cling to her nuts

jada clearly out there living however she wants, will smith just along for the ride

only true alpha in all of this is her


Chris Rock had said slick shit before about Will Smith and his family, it's not like it's the first time.

Twitter fingers and a big mouth will catch up to people eventually. Sometimes people just need to be reminded that we're all animals and when you're face to face you're a lot more vulnerable than you think. Rich daddies and lawyers can't always save you, the world is an ugly place and violence is certainly sometimes the answer because that's in our DNA. Was it the best time to do it? No way, but Smith also knew Chris Rock couldn't press charges because he'd look like an even bigger bitch than he already did by not doing anything back. IF he really wanted to hurt him he could have punched him square in the face and knocked him out, but a bitch slap is all he deserved anyway to make a point.

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if you get that offended at people talking shit about you then don’t go outside.


More like if you can't back up your words, then keep your mouth shut and watch what you say when you're outside.

It's really not that hard. The new world of social media has people confused and thinking they're protected. Just like people at NBA games that run their mouth with personal attacks but would get bodied by the players if they actually fought. People live in their bubbles and let it get to their head thinking they're always safe when they're not.

We can safely say that probably wasn't Chris Rock's first time being hit. It's probably nothing new to him, though first time being smacked on national television at the Oscars lmfao.

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Mar 30 2022 10:34am
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Who's homering a celeb? I'm not saying him doing it at that time was right, it was stupid to do it at the Oscars in the middle of the show but i understand resorting to violence when someone can't keep your families name out of their mouth and has been talking shit for years with personal "jokes." That's how you put someone in their place when they're trying to be a bully.

Tbh, he should have confronted and punched him after it was over. It would still get tons of publicity but it would have been a little more understandable. Walking on stage and slapping him was just funny as fuck though :rofl:

Also, "a guy doing his job" if his job is to makes jokes at your families expense for medical conditions they have openly spoke about being very difficult for them, and doing it at the Oscars of all places...then they're in the wrong line of work.



Chris Rock had said slick shit before about Will Smith and his family, it's not like it's the first time.

Twitter fingers and a big mouth will catch up to people eventually. Sometimes people just need to be reminded that we're all animals and when you're face to face you're a lot more vulnerable than you think. Rich daddies and lawyers can't always save you, the world is an ugly place and violence is certainly sometimes the answer because that's in our DNA. Was it the best time to do it? No way, but Smith also knew Chris Rock couldn't press charges because he'd look like an even bigger bitch than he already did by not doing anything back. IF he really wanted to hurt him he could have punched him square in the face and knocked him out, but a bitch slap is all he deserved anyway to make a point.


hate to say it man, the only person who is a bitch here is will smith

dude is clearly struggling with his "open relationship" that obviously his wife forced on him

you can say he's slaying 10s all you want, you can see the anger in his eyes that she's banging other dudes because he's clearly not enough

like i said, in this entire exchange -

chris rock - looks like a reserved, composed adult

jada pinkett - looks like a boss bitch with a now oscar winning A list actor doing whatever she wants

will smith - looks like a soft, crying baby who actually just slapped a man. like, talk about soft rofl. you're over here talking about alpha males in their DNA etc etc, alpha males go for the kill, will smith slapped someone and walked away. chris rock treated it as though a woman just slapped him and you're not allowed to fight back :rofl:
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Quote (Sixers @ Mar 31 2022 01:53am)
More like if you can't back up your words, then keep your mouth shut and watch what you say when you're outside.

It's really not that hard. The new world of social media has people confused and thinking they're protected. Just like people at NBA games that run their mouth with personal attacks but would get bodied by the players if they actually fought. People live in their bubbles and let it get to their head thinking they're always safe when they're not.

We can safely say that probably wasn't Chris Rock's first time being hit. It's probably nothing new to him, though first time being smacked on national television at the Oscars lmfao.


My god I’m about to walk up and slap you if you don’t shut up
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Mar 30 2022 10:46am
One dude got his jimmies rustled and embarrassed himself; the other did not. Pretty clear who won this exchange.

This is why I always preach about it being the responsibility of the individual to fortify their mental defenses against hurtful words. You can't expect the world to adapt to you; you need to adapt yourself to exist in the world around you, ugly as it may be at times

This post was edited by Terps on Mar 30 2022 10:49am
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Quote (stuartg85 @ Mar 30 2022 12:34pm)
hate to say it man, the only person who is a bitch here is will smith

dude is clearly struggling with his "open relationship" that obviously his wife forced on him

you can say he's slaying 10s all you want, you can see the anger in his eyes that she's banging other dudes because he's clearly not enough

like i said, in this entire exchange -

chris rock - looks like a reserved, composed adult

jada pinkett - looks like a boss bitch with a now oscar winning A list actor doing whatever she wants

will smith - looks like a soft, crying baby who actually just slapped a man. like, talk about soft rofl. you're over here talking about alpha males in their DNA etc etc, alpha males go for the kill, will smith slapped someone and walked away. chris rock treated it as though a woman just slapped him and you're not allowed to fight back :rofl:


It's simple

one man talked shit then got hit and didn't fight back. Certified beta move, can't even stick up for yourself? Pathetic.

The other walked away after slapping that hoe, sat in his seat, waited for his oscar, accepted his oscar, apologized to everyone except for the man he slapped, and then carried on like it was no big thing.


No matter where Chris Rock is for the rest of his life everyone is going to know him as the beta male that won't fight back if you hit him. :rofl:


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Mar 30 2022 11:42am
When someone makes a joke at you, you make a joke back. That's how the game of wit is played. If your only recourse is to slap the guy, then you're admitting defeat: you can't best him in the game of wit.

It's really no different than going to the moderators when you get your feelings hurt. Rather than volley an insult back, you get upset and end the game.
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Mar 30 2022 12:05pm
damn Terps preaching
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