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Oct 6 2020 11:01am
Quote (Sixers @ Oct 6 2020 12:25pm)
Holy shit lol

What did you do? I feel like I wouldn't believe it at first.


I couldn't believe it man. People all gathered around and my wife was jumping up and down...lol then the casino big wigs came and put like crime scene tape around the machine and had my wife and I come with them. They put us up in a suite overnight and they checked the machine and the tape to make sure I didn't cheat and I filled out the paperwork the next morning and got paid out. I was basically in shock and disbelief until I got cash in hand. Then I was nervous driving home 4 hours with that much cash on me even though I had a gun...lol
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Oct 6 2020 11:32am
Quote (SheriffCool @ Oct 6 2020 01:01pm)
I couldn't believe it man. People all gathered around and my wife was jumping up and down...lol then the casino big wigs came and put like crime scene tape around the machine and had my wife and I come with them. They put us up in a suite overnight and they checked the machine and the tape to make sure I didn't cheat and I filled out the paperwork the next morning and got paid out. I was basically in shock and disbelief until I got cash in hand. Then I was nervous driving home 4 hours with that much cash on me even though I had a gun...lol


So you hit for $264k on the machine but they took out over 60% in taxes? Jesus
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Oct 6 2020 12:40pm
Quote (Sixers @ Oct 6 2020 01:32pm)
So you hit for $264k on the machine but they took out over 60% in taxes? Jesus


I got to keep 60%, The State revenue service and game the state gaming commission got 40%. The took like 105k and I got 158k. At the time they asked do you want taxes taken out and the rest in cash and I was like hell yes gimme the pile of cash. My accountant said she could have gotten me a lot more if we just claimed it at the end.

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Oct 6 2020 12:45pm
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I got to keep 60%, The State revenue service and game the state gaming commission got 40%. The took like 105k and I got 158k. At the time they asked do you want taxes taken out and the rest in cash and I was like hell yes gimme the pile of cash. My accountant said she could have gotten me a lot more if we just claimed it at the end.


Good to know for the next time i hit for a quarter million dollars at the casino
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Oct 6 2020 12:57pm
Quote (Sixers @ Oct 6 2020 02:45pm)
Good to know for the next time i hit for a quarter million dollars at the casino


That's what I told the accountant, I'm never going to hit like that again. It's a once in a lifetime thing if your lucky, and I'm not particularly lucky to start with. I have been going to the casino since I was 18 and I'm 46, and the most I ever won at one time was like 2500 once and 1000 another time. The rest are all like 300-500 wins, but generally I lose all the money I put into those damn slot machines.
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Oct 7 2020 02:40pm
Quote (Voyaging @ Oct 4 2020 02:58am)
I'm up lifetime but not by a ton

Not a real bettor though just jsp and with friends



Hey kid, time to leave Transcend, lmk the what rank you want.
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Oct 7 2020 10:08pm
Quote (SheriffCool @ Oct 6 2020 01:01pm)
I couldn't believe it man. People all gathered around and my wife was jumping up and down...lol then the casino big wigs came and put like crime scene tape around the machine and had my wife and I come with them. They put us up in a suite overnight and they checked the machine and the tape to make sure I didn't cheat and I filled out the paperwork the next morning and got paid out. I was basically in shock and disbelief until I got cash in hand. Then I was nervous driving home 4 hours with that much cash on me even though I had a gun...lol

lucky the cops didn't pull you over and use that civil forfeiture bullshit to take it
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Oct 7 2020 10:36pm
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lucky the cops didn't pull you over and use that civil forfeiture bullshit to take it


I had the paperwork from casino.
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Oct 8 2020 12:09am
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Hey kid, time to leave Transcend, lmk the what rank you want.



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Quote (SheriffCool @ Oct 6 2020 01:01pm)
I couldn't believe it man. People all gathered around and my wife was jumping up and down...lol then the casino big wigs came and put like crime scene tape around the machine and had my wife and I come with them. They put us up in a suite overnight and they checked the machine and the tape to make sure I didn't cheat and I filled out the paperwork the next morning and got paid out. I was basically in shock and disbelief until I got cash in hand. Then I was nervous driving home 4 hours with that much cash on me even though I had a gun...lol[/QUOTE]

No man made machine will fix a home grown coward

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This post was edited by Bubbler on Oct 8 2020 06:31am
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