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Aug 19 2014 12:03pm
he mentioned colombia, guessing this is the the norm there or something
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Aug 19 2014 12:52pm
why are you hangin out with kids in the first place, shit is weird man
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Aug 19 2014 01:34pm
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why are you hangin out with kids in the first place, shit is weird man


The thirst is real
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Aug 19 2014 01:45pm
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he mentioned colombia, guessing this is the the norm there or something


this is the the norm there or something


i'll do it before someone else does
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Aug 19 2014 01:59pm
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The thirst is real


Rofl
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Aug 19 2014 02:57pm
Thirst? I had to write that paragraph so she understood that I wanted nothing to do with her .

And because I was with my cousin . I slept over his house and I didn't know we were going to a mall especially with them .
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Aug 19 2014 04:05pm
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Thirst? I had to write that paragraph so she understood that I wanted nothing to do with her .

And because I was with my cousin . I slept over his house and I didn't know we were going to a mall especially with them .


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Aug 19 2014 04:30pm
Quote (Hames_Rodriguez @ Aug 18 2014 11:00pm)
Tl;dr

Me my cousin were bored . He's younger . ahh the classic i was bored so i did some pedophillic shit excuse

Went to mall

Met up with 2 of his friends ( females )

Before this he put 1 of the girls In my phone book texting her saying how I wanted to fuck her and thought she was beautiful . ahh the classic "i didnt know my younger cousin had my phone" excuse

At the mall she was on my dick .. Like jumping on my back all that .. Holding my hands .. -.-  ya bruh, i can see it now. somehow the little 14 year old girl put a death grip on ur hands, and u were forced to hold hands thruout the mall

So they were like let's go to revere beach where I live so I was like ya . And my cousin leaves me with them.. 2 liddo ass girls .. Like 14 years old or some shit . wait wait wait, so u knew the girl was "on ur dick" during ur time at the mall, but u STILL agreed to go to the beach with them? LOL. and then u were fine with being alone with "2 liddo ass girls" (btw, who the fuck spells little as liddo)

When we got to the beach she pushed me back into the sand it was a bunch of Colombians so it was less awkward .. mmhmm mmhmm, the 4'6 85 lb 14 year old PUSHED UR ASS BACK ON THE SAND. u been watching too much tv

So she pushes me into the sand and tongue kisses me .. Thank god my home girl called me . After that I walked straight home . yes yes, a kid's tongue just magically happened to appear next to yours. again, too many soap operas

It gets more awkward . I was walking my dog ... Turns out the bitch lives up the street from me ... WTF ? so u decided that it was a good idea to sext her to see if she's down for the bidnezzz. but then i guess she threatened to tell her dad on ur pedophile ass, so u tried to play it off as u were drunk

So I had to message her telling her that it was my cousin fucking with her blah blah . And she was all salty lol .... i'm guessing she didnt buy ur bullshit u were drunk excuse. so, similar to wut i did when my first of many accounts got banned, i tried to blame it on my "cousin"


http://i61.tinypic.com/2501rnq.jpg


i'm guessing that previous girl that was gonna be ur wife didnt work out, so now u're lowering ur standards a bit to 14 year olds

tldr: the thirst is reaaaaal

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Aug 19 2014 04:34pm
7 pages and no pix

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7 pages and no pix

negged


u didnt read the whole thred he posted up some picz

of a "20 year old"

but looks 14
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