Quote (Hames_Rodriguez @ Aug 18 2014 11:00pm)
Tl;dr
Me my cousin were bored . He's younger . ahh the classic i was bored so i did some pedophillic shit excuse
Went to mall
Met up with 2 of his friends ( females )
Before this he put 1 of the girls In my phone book texting her saying how I wanted to fuck her and thought she was beautiful . ahh the classic "i didnt know my younger cousin had my phone" excuse
At the mall she was on my dick .. Like jumping on my back all that .. Holding my hands .. -.- ya bruh, i can see it now. somehow the little 14 year old girl put a death grip on ur hands, and u were forced to hold hands thruout the mall
So they were like let's go to revere beach where I live so I was like ya . And my cousin leaves me with them.. 2 liddo ass girls .. Like 14 years old or some shit . wait wait wait, so u knew the girl was "on ur dick" during ur time at the mall, but u STILL agreed to go to the beach with them? LOL. and then u were fine with being alone with "2 liddo ass girls" (btw, who the fuck spells little as liddo)
When we got to the beach she pushed me back into the sand it was a bunch of Colombians so it was less awkward .. mmhmm mmhmm, the 4'6 85 lb 14 year old PUSHED UR ASS BACK ON THE SAND. u been watching too much tv
So she pushes me into the sand and tongue kisses me .. Thank god my home girl called me . After that I walked straight home . yes yes, a kid's tongue just magically happened to appear next to yours. again, too many soap operas
It gets more awkward . I was walking my dog ... Turns out the bitch lives up the street from me ... WTF ? so u decided that it was a good idea to sext her to see if she's down for the bidnezzz. but then i guess she threatened to tell her dad on ur pedophile ass, so u tried to play it off as u were drunk
So I had to message her telling her that it was my cousin fucking with her blah blah . And she was all salty lol .... i'm guessing she didnt buy ur bullshit u were drunk excuse. so, similar to wut i did when my first of many accounts got banned, i tried to blame it on my "cousin"
http://i61.tinypic.com/2501rnq.jpg
i'm guessing that previous girl that was gonna be ur wife didnt work out, so now u're lowering ur standards a bit to 14 year olds
tldr: the thirst is reaaaaal