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#51
Mar 29 2022 08:24am
Quote (stuartg85 @ Mar 29 2022 10:07am)
back of the hand, knocking rock to the floor? yeah he'd be a boss right now; but an open face front hand slap, walk away, then talk shit from 50 feet away off the stage?

nah broski, that's as beta as it gets


Calmy walk on stage, slap him in the face, turn around, fix suit while walking back to your seat IN THE FRONT ROW, tell him to shut the fuck up and he says "okay i will."

Then proceed to sit in the front row and wait for your Oscar award, receive it, give a speech and apologize to everyone else EXCEPT the guy you slapped, then proceed to party afterwards with all of the celebrities while holding Oscar in your hands.



Alpha moves for days.



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#52
Mar 29 2022 08:33am
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same old same old, working from home these days which is awesome

wife and i had our son the end of 2020 so he's just over a year now and we in the same boat, it's basically his house

we expecting again too... twins :rofl: so my life about to end


Ahh man congrats!! Gettin the hang of walking yeah? :D

Oh lord twins lol.. Gonna be rough but worth it my dude. :thumbsup:
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#53
Mar 29 2022 09:08am
Quote (Sixers @ Mar 29 2022 10:24am)
Calmy walk on stage, slap him in the face, turn around, fix suit while walking back to your seat IN THE FRONT ROW, tell him to shut the fuck up and he says "okay i will."

Then proceed to sit in the front row and wait for your Oscar award, receive it, give a speech and apologize to everyone else EXCEPT the guy you slapped, then proceed to party afterwards with all of the celebrities while holding Oscar in your hands.



Alpha moves for days.


you left off the part where is wife gave a hand shandy to the usher in those 12 seconds will had his back turned

Quote (Vilify @ Mar 29 2022 10:33am)
Ahh man congrats!! Gettin the hang of walking yeah? :D

Oh lord twins lol.. Gonna be rough but worth it my dude. :thumbsup:


haha yeah, he's in the "i can run but once the weight of my head catches up it becomes a balancing act" stage lol

and yeah, no idea how i'm gonna ever sleep again
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#54
Mar 29 2022 09:13am
Quote (stuartg85 @ Mar 29 2022 11:08am)
you left off the part where is wife gave a hand shandy to the usher in those 12 seconds will had his back turned


Maybe, but Will Smith probably liked it and that's all that matters.

He also probably smashed a few 10's after the show.
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#55
Mar 29 2022 09:27am
I wonder if DM would homer Will Smith this bad if he was born and raised in any other city in the U.S?
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#56
Mar 29 2022 09:27am
Quote (Sixers @ Mar 29 2022 11:13am)
Maybe, but Will Smith probably liked it and that's all that matters.

He also probably smashed a few 10's after the show.




0:50

that's clearly a man okay with his wife banging other dudes :rofl:

i used to actually like will smith a lot, but this man reeks of insecurity and it showed sunday night
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#57
Mar 29 2022 01:05pm
Quote (Nwotmik @ Mar 29 2022 11:27am)
I wonder if DM would homer Will Smith this bad if he was born and raised in any other city in the U.S?


Alpha moves from alpha cities, no big deal.

Idc where he's from, i'm a fan of people getting the shit smacked out of them when they run their mouth. Too many people write checks they can't cash these days with twitter fingers nah mean? Love to see people get smacked back to reality.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyvwLnWeaDg

0:50

that's clearly a man okay with his wife banging other dudes :rofl:

i used to actually like will smith a lot, but this man reeks of insecurity and it showed sunday night


You seem obsessed with his personal life though.

Will has said they have or had an open relationship, they're just like all the other crazy celebrities in Hollywood. What they do in their private life doesn't really matter, does it?



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#58
Mar 29 2022 03:36pm
I still think it was staged
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#59
Mar 29 2022 03:38pm
Quote (Sixers @ Mar 28 2022 01:22pm)
People don't understand that.

They're like "sHe fUcKs oTheR duDes" and "hE's a cUcK" like any of that has to do with him slapping the shit out of chris rock on national television? Tbh who cares what their sex life is like, that's like people talking about gay relationships as if we should care what they do behind closed doors?


Will Smith is an alpha male

Chris Rock is a beta male

Everyone can talk, but not everyone can assert their dominance the way Will Smith did. He smacked Chris Rock right back into irrelevance lmfao


Chris Rock's comedy tour tickets would disagree with you. They have skyrocketed
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#60
Mar 30 2022 12:00am
Y’all know Chris Rock didn’t even write the damn joke, he just walks up and delivers it. The whole thing is no more and no less scripted than your average Instagram video

That includes the whole “oh let me apologize for my bad behavior” virtue signaling from both Rock and Smith afterwards…

This post was edited by MildSambal on Mar 30 2022 12:02am
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