I shouldn't even say GM, because that's not Morey's title. He's the president of basketball operations.

Elton Brand is the GM, but he's still just Morey's puppet. Everyone knows who is running the show.

Everyone and their mother knows Masai the Messiah is the greatest GM of all time.

-Fired COTY
-Hired a first time head Coach
-Traded away his superstar in the middle of a career defining stretch of seasons
-SOMEHOW Got The DPOyest of DPOYs at the trade deadline for the final piece; without losing anything.
-Won a championship that same year

ontop of:
-Scoring the best undrafted player since Wallace
-Perennial Playoff appearances
-Finishing multiple seasons with the best record in the East
-Going to Africa in the fucking Cameroonian Jungle to scout out talent; nabs a Soccer player thats never played basketball. Players becomes MIP of the League (Siakam btw)
-Somehow acquired GTJ
-Knew Scottie Barnes is the future of the NBA before literally any other soul in the universe.
-Somehow turned Kyle Lowry simply leaving and us getting nothing into Precious Achiuwa and a Slovenian Horse.


Bro Masai is so leet of a GM he was like 'Guys... We literally just need to go to Africa and find these guys,' so he literally went to Africa and started plucking em out of the field like cotton in the fall.

FUCKING GENIUS

This post was edited by Crunkt on Feb 8 2022 02:48pm

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Damn bro, are you okay?

Tell us how you really feel

In/over how many weeks until Harden and Embiid kill each other?

you talking about the same boyo that passed up on Tyrese Maxey + picks for Kyle Lowry last year and ended up with Goran Dragic who's not even playing for them and some other shitty heat player?

He got one thing right and is that he blew up the shitty Derozan and Lowry combo and yolo'd on Kawhi and got lucky.

Beal seasonending surgery