Quote (MADmartigan @ Nov 16 2023 09:59am)
I had a bad dream that Draymond Green broke into my house at 3 a.m. and immediately put me in a headlock and he was choking me to death. And then I thought about D2jsp and how much fun I've had since 2009. I thought about you guys and I knew I couldn't go out like that. So then I flipped Draymond over with all the strength I had. He hit the ground hard and I proceeded to give him the Mutombo finger wag. "No, no, no, no Draymond!" I had shouted. We wrestled on the ground inside my living room and that is when I pulled out a sharp hunting knife that I had purchased for $200 bucks on Amazon. At that point Draymond got up, looked me in the eyes and I could tell he was defeated. And I knew that he knew that I knew I wasn't going to be fucked with on this day! He left my house and I told him, "Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more. What you say? Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more..." I woke up feeling a sense of freedom and pride. The end.
Can you record yourself singing that song and upload it?