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Oct 31 2015 09:54am
Quote (SheriffCool @ Oct 31 2015 11:52am)
I live in Michigan.



It's not free for me, that's for sure. All the ingredients to make a 5 pound batch that turns into about half that is around $25-35 depending on what cuts of meat I get or if its venison. Plus I have to go collect the wood for the smoker depending on what type of jerky needs different kinds of wood to be smoked with for that perfect flavor. And then you have to baby sit the smoker to make sure the the fire stays going and the smoking wood in it doesn't get dry and ignite. That's why I don't make it that often because it's a pain in the ass. I just had a craving for some and SAF wanted to try it for awhile since I bragged it up so he happpened to be the lucky one this time. Maybe I'll make a jerky free roll if SAF approves.


Ya sux :/ gl man eat up

If you were closer I would pay but we are very far from each other
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Oct 31 2015 09:59am
Quote (Kimtown @ Oct 31 2015 11:54am)
Jerky freeroll rofl


haha

Quote (Winlaw @ Oct 31 2015 11:53am)
That jerkey looks great man!

Deer hunting season starts in like a week here in Ontario.. Gotta cousin who hooks me up with some venison pepperettes and a roast every year!


Thanks man.
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Oct 31 2015 10:45am
If it arrives Monday I'll be giving a detailed review at that time B)
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Oct 31 2015 11:13am
Quote (SaF7 @ Oct 31 2015 12:45pm)
If it arrives Monday I'll be giving a detailed review at that time B)


I addressed it to : SAF7 I wrote the address on after I had the box full of jerky so its a little messy but it should get there monday according to the postmaster general.
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Oct 31 2015 11:15am
Quote (SaF7 @ Oct 31 2015 12:45pm)
If it arrives Monday I'll be giving a detailed review at that time B)


he said it tastes like steak thats setting high expectations

if it tastes like shoe leather don't hold back

i knew a redneck who used to make some damn good deer jerky had a spicy seasoning with some nice smoke
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Oct 31 2015 11:31am
Quote (SaF7 @ Oct 31 2015 12:45pm)
If it arrives Monday I'll be giving a detailed review at that time B)


Lucky better donut to sherrif
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Quote (PurpleStuff @ Oct 31 2015 01:15pm)
he said it tastes like steak thats setting high expectations

if it tastes like shoe leather don't hold back

i knew a redneck who used to make some damn good deer jerky had a spicy seasoning with some nice smoke


Quote (SheriffCool @ Oct 29 2015 07:02pm)
I can have jerky mde within about 6 hours from when I process the deer, not that old, and maybe I'll have to send you some, because it's not dry at all. My redneck jerky is actually quite moist, almost like eating a steak.

I'll stand by that statement. It doesn't taste like steak but It's not dry like the shit you buy at the store. My Teriyaki turned out well this time, it is drier than redneck, but it needs to be cut thinner to take the smoke better. It moistens your mouth with the right amount of saltiness and a decent smoky flavor with a subtle hint of Teriyaki. The redneck is juicier and thicker and has a good beef flavor with a little spice at the end, but its not hot just flavorful. My favorite was the Teriyaki this time around. If SAF thinks it's shit then I would 1000% expect him to say that it was tough and dry and shitty and the Jack Links Sasquatch would stomp a mud hole dry with my one toothed redneck ass.
EDIT : was made from beef (not venison this time) but still tastes the same.

This post was edited by SheriffCool on Oct 31 2015 11:47am
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I'll stand by that statement. It doesn't taste like steak but It's not dry like the shit you buy at the store. My Teriyaki turned out well this time, it is drier than redneck, but it needs to be cut thinner to take the smoke better. It moistens your mouth with the right amount of saltiness and a decent smoky flavor with a subtle hint of Teriyaki. The redneck is juicier and thicker and has a good beef flavor with a little spice at the end, but its not hot just flavorful. My favorite was the Teriyaki this time around. If SAF thinks it's shit then I would 1000% expect him to say that it was tough and dry and shitty and the Jack Links Sasquatch would stomp a mud hole dry with my one toothed redneck ass.


Jack links has lost quality it lacks flavor and most of it is dry
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Oct 31 2015 11:50am
Send me a couple pieces I give Monies
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Oct 31 2015 11:50am
Quote (Ronramos @ Oct 31 2015 01:48pm)
Jack links has lost quality it lacks flavor and most of it is dry


It was an attempt at satire.

Quote (Ronramos @ Oct 31 2015 01:50pm)
Send me a couple pieces I give Monies

If I needed monies that might be appealing, but I don't, so please forgive me if I won't. The next batch I make I'll send some more to someone and maybe it will be you.

This post was edited by SheriffCool on Oct 31 2015 11:53am
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