Haha nah forreal but I can usually find 3-5 Pokemon at every store I stop at

Told a tinder girl that there was a Raichu at my house and she asked for my address lol

Leave your family bro

They are only holding you back

If my boy was older we would go on a journey together but I can't fly solo. Just wouldn't feel right.

sounds like u need to adopt a new kid

Put him in his pokestroller and head off into the sunset

But he's 5

Might make him feel autistic etc

This game is a pretty cool idea. I'm a big fan of Pokemon, especially Gen 1 (Red/Blue), so this is right up my alley. I've had some fun with it, mainly just taking stupid pictures of Pokemon with my girlfriend.

I live on a beach, so I caught a bunch of water pokemon.

I've got 24 Pokemon so far. Experiencing some server issues, but that's not uncommon with a new game that is this popular.

Can you add friends or anything? Hit me up at MagikarpitRider.

Just went to the corner gas station to get some milk for the family

Caught 3 Pokémon

Need more secret excuses to leave the house

Need an excuse to leave the house

Might need to consider divorce