root beer don’t got no caffeine homeboy, that’s a thing. go beavs!

As long as the Houston Cougars beat Syracuse and advance to the Elite 8 later tonight I'll feel super excited! Not tired. LOL

How 'bout those Baylor Bears! Elite 8 bound. They mauled Villanova during key stretches of the second half.
I'm cheering for the Houston Cougars but Baylor has a chance to win it all in both the men's and women's.
Baylor is doing something right with their basketball recruiting. Probably some friends of the program. LOL

i love how you give us a story about a team then somehow incorporate houston into it

I just can't do it that often anymore with the other Houston teams. They're all rebuilding and it's all tough sledding.
The Rockets and Texans are the punch line for any joke. The Astros are good but people will still call them cheaters.

Oral Roberts

Would be a huge win

Hang on Robert’s!

Oral is overrated. I'm just not a fan. I know everybody is excited about it. We'll see.

Oral Robert’s soo good at getting back on defense, haven’t seen them get beat once

oof is Roberts doing the oralling or getting oralled? i wanna see the bracket with them to the finals