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Feb 14 2021 04:13pm
Quote (HydroPK @ Feb 14 2021 07:31am)
U tryna smash? Or u can only play cod? Can only handle 8 button combo? 16 too many for old brain?

play tarkov you pussy
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Feb 14 2021 04:16pm
Quote (holyspawn @ Feb 14 2021 05:13pm)
play tarkov you pussy


Look like cod
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Feb 14 2021 08:58pm
Quote (Terps @ Feb 14 2021 03:38pm)
A borderline retarded male in his 30s is bragging about being able to play Fortnite - a game that is predominantly played by preteens as their first FPS game. Can't make this stuff up.



Gat dayum
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Gat dayum


Would mean something if he wasn't a basemeng dwelling nerd who pretends to be a crippled person. Takes a real special person to take on a personality of a handicapped ♿ real reason he can't walk- legs reach max weight capacity when one foot touches the ground from his game chair
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Feb 15 2021 12:09am
Quote (HydroPK @ Feb 14 2021 10:38pm)
Would mean something if he wasn't a basemeng dwelling nerd who pretends to be a crippled person. Takes a real special person to take on a personality of a handicapped ♿ real reason he can't walk- legs reach max weight capacity when one foot touches the ground from his game chair

The content of your posts is as retarded as its presentation.

First, you can't even keep your story straight: am I pretending to be handicapped or actually wheelchair bound? At least get your ideas straight first.

Second, you can't even understand basic spelling and punctuation. You use words like basmeng and vouche because you don't realize that the words you're trying to use already have standardized spellings. And you use things like emojis, random hyphens, or eschew punctuation altogether because you don't know how or where to use periods, commas, colons, etc., which gives your posts a Benjy-like stream of consciousness quality. These are all things you would have learned if you didn't drop out of middle school.

Basic things like the above are why you come off as stupid. Now, if you weren't so proud of being stupid, then I wouldn't make fun of you the way I do. So how about this: just admit that being stupid is something to be ashamed of and I'll go easier on you from now on. Promise.
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Feb 15 2021 01:27am
Quote (Terps @ Feb 15 2021 01:09am)
The content of your posts is as retarded as its presentation.

First, you can't even keep your story straight: am I pretending to be handicapped or actually wheelchair bound? At least get your ideas straight first.

Second, you can't even understand basic spelling and punctuation. You use words like basmeng and vouche because you don't realize that the words you're trying to use already have standardized spellings. And you use things like emojis, random hyphens, or eschew punctuation altogether because you don't know how or where to use periods, commas, colons, etc., which gives your posts a Benjy-like stream of consciousness quality. These are all things you would have learned if you didn't drop out of middle school.

Basic things like the above are why you come off as stupid. Now, if you weren't so proud of being stupid, then I wouldn't make fun of you the way I do. So how about this: just admit that being stupid is something to be ashamed of and I'll go easier on you from now on. Promise.



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Feb 15 2021 02:26am
Hydro went upstairs to cry to his mum after that one
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Quote (Terps @ Feb 15 2021 01:09am)
The content of your posts is as retarded as its presentation.

First, you can't even keep your story straight: am I pretending to be handicapped or actually wheelchair bound? At least get your ideas straight first.

Second, you can't even understand basic spelling and punctuation. You use words like basmeng and vouche because you don't realize that the words you're trying to use already have standardized spellings. And you use things like emojis, random hyphens, or eschew punctuation altogether because you don't know how or where to use periods, commas, colons, etc., which gives your posts a Benjy-like stream of consciousness quality. These are all things you would have learned if you didn't drop out of middle school.

Basic things like the above are why you come off as stupid. Now, if you weren't so proud of being stupid, then I wouldn't make fun of you the way I do. So how about this: just admit that being stupid is something to be ashamed of and I'll go easier on you from now on. Promise.


Cuz g and t arent right next to eachother? Would u like me to out an apostrophe before my t professor? How about u? Does it bother you? Bc idgaf to read my misspelled typos. Idc what your perceptions are. I'm glad you find comfort in acting smart though. Actual smart people don't pretend or try to be flawless terps. Also wheel har bound Nd handicapped aren't the same? Can u not get a handicapped sticker for your car?

Basic things u state are irrelevant and are purposely done. If i actually cared what any of you thought maaaaaaybe I would try and act all sophisticated. Like I said though, you're not a professor this isn't class, 90% of you are loser basement dwellers who don't even work 🙄

Also I dropped out in 11th grade and had 1 year of college under my belt b4 my class graduated suhhhhh
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Feb 15 2021 03:15pm
Quote (Terps @ Feb 15 2021 08:22am)
If it's old school Tekken then yeah I'd go to work with Yoshimitsu.

Or Mortal Kombat with Kung Lao


I used to play chess growing up, but then when I was in HS I had no one to play with, so I lost interest. I still appreciate the greatness of others though.



I’ll play you in chess.

586 ranking points lmk
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Feb 15 2021 03:20pm
Lmao who woulda thought hydro vs terps feud could be so entertaining

I don’t think I’ve ever see king pk riled up like this
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