1 players mostly bloated/semi fat/pig lookin
2 most think they're badass but they're dorks
3 grown men wearing tight spandex pants
4 all do the same thing, chew, spit, sunglasses. Dorky hats, thinking they're cool, they're lame
5 they're called athletes when they spend 95% of a game either standing doing nothing on the field or standing doing nothing in the dugout
6) they're all on steroids
7) they keep track of dumb stats no one cares about
8) baseball is lame