In Ball Four by Jim Bouton (former big league pitcher) he writes about a favorite bullpen time killer of choosing the all-ugly nine. Only active players.



At the time he was writing his 1969 journals while playing for the Seattle Pilots, Etchebarren was the catcher on the all-ugly team. He had taken over the position when Yogi Berra retired.

Big-eared Don Mossi was also in the team along with Danny Napolean.


Who would be on the team today?

Thats a clown question, bro.

Found the ball girl for the all ugly nine



Was thinking Colon was the most obvious member

Rasmus easily could play CF for the all ugly nine

This post was edited by Tribeca on Aug 24 2016 08:53am

Odor for 2B

and just for fun we can throw Bautista in RF

colon hands down lmfao

The blue jays guy looks like jaja binks

This post was edited by trapier on Aug 24 2016 01:26pm

He's cute though.