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Aug 9 2013 07:21pm
how does one us whatsapp
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Aug 9 2013 07:22pm
Quote (MustangMan @ Aug 9 2013 09:21pm)
how does one us whatsapp


That's what I'm sayin. I just downloaded it for you nigs.
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Aug 9 2013 07:54pm
Sure why the hell not. Although it's nothing like poking a underage chick...

I went to AC for one of my friends bachelor's party. When we get a little right and lost some money we decide to check out some of the shadier areas away from the boardwalk. We walk past a white shack-looking house and hear a "hey boys" while our backs were turn. It was some black chick obviously a whore. One of my friends, let's call him Frank, who albeit is way less square than I am, starts talking to her and we go inside. The smell inside was rank with sex and sweat and I see the tallest black woman I have ever seen wearing straight up dominatrix gear look us over and she asks us who is getting married soon. We make it known who is getting married and she pulls him into a room and shuts the door. I hear noises coming from the room, but they sure as shit weren't sex noises. Some of us are laughing because we don't know what to make of it.

When my friend comes out he is obviously pissed as fucked and storms out and the tall black woman is laughing. Once we were away from this small shack of a place my friend tells us what happened. First he showed us the welts on his ass and explained how he was tied up and the woman laid it in on him really badly with a paddle and then a whip. Now mind you this a former marine and I believe him when he said this, but he said if he stayed there one minute longer he would have killed her. I dunno if he was just caught up in the moment or what, but we are all busting out laughing at his misfortune.

Later on in the night Frank bought him an asian hooker and all was forgiven.
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Aug 9 2013 07:58pm
one time went out with this hot ass chick

thought about kissing her cheek but then got scared

so i murdered her and stuffed her in my closet
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Aug 9 2013 07:59pm
Quote (austinhb @ Aug 9 2013 09:58pm)
one time went out with this hot ass chick

thought about kissing her cheek but then got scared

so i murdered her and stuffed her in my closet


I lold hard. Lmao lmao.
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Aug 9 2013 08:04pm
Quote (austinhb @ Aug 9 2013 05:58pm)
one time went out with this hot ass chick

thought about kissing her cheek but then got scared

so i murdered her and stuffed her in my closet


LOL
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Aug 9 2013 08:46pm
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Aug 9 2013 11:27pm
You guys still use whatsapp?
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Aug 9 2013 11:43pm
Quote (GangStarr @ Aug 9 2013 09:27pm)
You guys still use whatsapp?


Always
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Aug 9 2013 11:49pm
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