Quote (Kayeto @ Apr 26 2018 05:00pm)
renaming it to Jersey Way is racist because of how the show Jersey Shore portrays Italians in such a negative light
also Boston itself needs to be renamed again for at least three reasons:
1. Puritans named it and we all know they were bigoted against degenerates. Unacceptable.
2. Boston is a contraction of Botwulf Town. Botwulf is a Saint, while other people are not. That is unfair and everyone is equal.
Religion is outdated and backwards, and we need separation of church and city (name).
3. BOSton looks and sounds like the word BOSS. Hierarchies are evil and should not be promoted or allowed in the current year.
'Sox' is also inappropriate because it portrays wearing clothing as good and 'normal'. We must be culturally sensitive to people who don't wear socks.
Resist The Patriarchy and #FreeTheFeet.
The racist organization formerly known as the Boston Red Sox shall henceforth be known as the Safe Space City Red Comrades
(Red doesn't need to be changed because that is the culturally acceptable color of communists)
On a side note, I will be looking forward to the introduction of Ties in baseball as the solution to extra inning games.