Quote (EmericAn @ May 13 2016 02:15pm)

Yeah and I fucked Jennifer Lawrence, twice, once in the ass.

Quote (Bandito89 @ May 13 2016 02:18pm)

I bet she's one of those girls that just lays there while you hit it

Quote (xVitality @ May 13 2016 03:06pm)

Man, this shit isn't even bad. Could just clean the shit out of it and then lick it. I'd do it np lmao. Not like he's going to lick a streak

Quote (Sixers @ May 13 2016 02:24pm)

When I did it, and posted a picture on jsp, it was no big deal.

Cleaned the shit out of it (literally) before I did it lmao. It was my own toilet anyway...

Quote (xVitality @ May 13 2016 03:27pm)

Lmao well I'd never lick someone else's toilet. That's fucking gross. You know damn well your bro pissss all over the place when he's drunk

Quote (MaxCc @ Aug 14 2011 03:50am)

I transferred to my local community college and classes started today. So i got there one hour early just to check out the entire facility since i didnt have a chance. Man there were so many cute bitches as i go walking around. So this raised my expectations and shit about the quality of vagina there was in the school.

So i keep it movin' my nigga and then all of the sudden i found the "Student Center" which provided with two big screen tvs one with espn and the other with i dont know what since espn took my distraction. then i turned around and found some arcades in the same room which i was stunned by(arcades inside a fucking college).

But soon or later i knew there had to be something bad about this college and i was going to find it soon or later. Well as i start walking to the class i see this portable room full of grenades outside, but you know i thought the was a portable cafeteria, well thats where my lucked turned into a fucking holocaust. Classroom full of fucking old ladies, grenades, grenades launchers but you know there is always hope to find a good lucking bitch between the pack.

Well after a good time of sitting around waiting for the teacher i decided to get up and stretch and guess what the cutest bitch of the class decides to walk in and sit in front of me. perfect ass perfect tits perfect everything and with one of those tattoos that say put it in here. So i was like "Feels good man" and then all of the sudden the teacher or should i say "professor"(freshmen will learn about this mistake soon or later) and all of the sudden the bitch laughs and she has one of those high pitched gay ass laughter(like in the show Drake And Josh you niggas remember). That burst my bubble for the entire day :/

Oh btw there is a girl that looks like snooki but i guess simple algebra was too complex for the stupid bitch and she dropped the class

Overall i give this day a B-.

Could have been better without all those fucking grenades launchers

PS: There is the chubby black girl that i guess failed the class last term so she acts like she knows everything and makes black people jokes so people sympathies her. But i feel like pulling a korean guy and bringing guns and shit like that but just to kill her. I was so close to throw my a million pound biology book but then i remember how expensive the book was.

Quote (kkpkpkkp @ May 13 2016 07:54pm)

I win

Quote (kkpkpkkp @ May 13 2016 08:54pm)

I win

Quote (DiabloDarkness @ May 13 2016 09:12pm)

isnt max real name like django