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Aug 9 2013 06:03pm
Niggas hook me up.

xVitality in whatsapp.

Dunno how this shit works.

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Aug 9 2013 06:12pm
Hairy bush is a no go bros
Literally the biggest turnoff for me
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Aug 9 2013 06:22pm
moar stories plx
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Aug 9 2013 06:24pm
I'm just gonna roll with the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed instead of done so I don't feel like a demon and I was listening to the song when I made the first I'll match you post

I'm prolly ramblin but ima just type this as I go like i'd be tellin it

There was like 5? of us drinking one night, just like chilled back on an October night, not going crazy or anything but we get to a lil story time, being like a month into freshmen year at the time it was like the just starting to roll through these hoes time. We all knew each other before college, so it was like a bros circle except this one dude, he was my friend Jeff's (lol) lab partner Craig. They had something due Monday, so he just happened to be there and we chilled with him. Guy was fucking creepy, the definition of average but an added creep element, and I mean average average like wearing reebok gear average. But anyways I didn't think dude was down like that, he was mostly quiet while we're rattling off and over-exaggerating how we're turning out these bitches and all that. One dude drops some DP story got us like woah, easy there but Craig starts cracking up at our reaction with the creepiest fucking look you can imagine, like ayo, thats nothin and we're eyeing up this quiet dude like hes creepy as hell all of a sudden, Craig asks if we wanted to see crazy shit, he gets all jittery and keeps saying coke and titties, says since its late no one will be on the doors (was about 3am) so we were like you know what fuck it, Let's go for it.

So we start walking, Creepy Craig leading the way for about a 3 block walk, we get to this house on the alley side of a street, like a real long one without many windows and theres no light or anything, thinkin Craigs about to molest us and shit but then he goes up opens the door, no one there, there was that typical college house lingering weed scent, nothing out of the ordinary. No one on the door so we were in the clear and we go in ....

Its pitch black, so we holding onto each other tryna mob through slowly, hitting tables and shit I thought Craig legit was going to do something to our bodies

Like I said it was a real long house, so we get like 2-3 rooms deep you can hear some music going



all of a sudden starts going loud as FUCK

This is 2011 too, like pre-Crew Love dropping no one really knows who/what The Weeknd is, the whole druggy/trippy scene aint really pop off yet, so this shit is weird as fuck. We get to the next room and its brighter with an absolute blinding strobe light blinking every 2 seconds or so, it just made everything seem like slo-mo all of a sudden. Theres fucking naked dudes chained on the wall, butt ass naked just staring at us gone out of their mind, theres skinny white girls doing lines, there was fully clothed girls doing pole dances and naked bitches just standing there on their lean absolutely crushed. There was some dude walking around with a whip, there was people just passed out on the floor. Everything you can think of that might happen at some crack house, that was goin on there. The one thing that stuck out to me was there was just like a camp fire, legit a camp fire in one of those steel fire pits just burning in one corner with like 10 people staring into it, just looking into the fire. Like Satan was gonna come roaring out of it some shit I don't even know. It was weird tho cus it was like attractive people, no homo the dudes were good looking, the chicks were hot. I didn't get it

Shit made no sense I thought I was dreaming. It was like a video shoot for one of these weeknd videos but there was no order or anything, it was just absolute chaos with a whole scene of like 50 people doing whatever drug they could find off the table. All of this is while we got this dude basically audio-manipulating all of these woman to do whatever the hell he wanted em to do.

I just fucking ran, like ya boy was so shook bros I RAN. I got charlie horse'd so bad hitting some side table in one of the pitch black rooms we came from but trucked through it on one leg gettin the hell outta that demonic household. Me & my 3 friends met up outsideand walked home speechless, I don't even know where creepy craig went but I sure has hell wasn't waiting for him. Seen dude like a week later in a stairwell and he just hit me with the same creepy smile he had when he asked if we wanted to see it.

fuck craig
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Aug 9 2013 06:25pm
I'll post somn Geoff-esque when i get home later tonight
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Aug 9 2013 06:52pm
Quote (kkpkpkkp @ Aug 9 2013 05:24pm)
I'm just gonna roll with the most fucked up thing I've ever witnessed instead of done so I don't feel like a demon and I was listening to the song when I made the first I'll match you post

I'm prolly ramblin but ima just type this as I go like i'd be tellin it

There was like 5? of us drinking one night, just like chilled back on an October night, not going crazy or anything but we get to a lil story time, being like a month into freshmen year at the time it was like the just starting to roll through these hoes time. We all knew each other before college, so it was like a bros circle except this one dude, he was my friend Jeff's (lol) lab partner Craig. They had something due Monday, so he just happened to be there and we chilled with him. Guy was fucking creepy, the definition of average but an added creep element, and I mean average average like wearing reebok gear average. But anyways I didn't think dude was down like that, he was mostly quiet while we're rattling off and over-exaggerating how we're turning out these bitches and all that. One dude drops some DP story got us like woah, easy there but Craig starts cracking up at our reaction with the creepiest fucking look you can imagine, like ayo, thats nothin and we're eyeing up this quiet dude like hes creepy as hell all of a sudden, Craig asks if we wanted to see crazy shit, he gets all jittery and keeps saying coke and titties, says since its late no one will be on the doors (was about 3am) so we were like you know what fuck it, Let's go for it.

So we start walking, Creepy Craig leading the way for about a 3 block walk, we get to this house on the alley side of a street, like a real long one without many windows and theres no light or anything, thinkin Craigs about to molest us and shit but then he goes up opens the door, no one there, there was that typical college house lingering weed scent, nothing out of the ordinary. No one on the door so we were in the clear and we go in ....

Its pitch black, so we holding onto each other tryna mob through slowly, hitting tables and shit I thought Craig legit was going to do something to our bodies

Like I said it was a real long house, so we get like 2-3 rooms deep you can hear some music going

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9DgavXiN4

all of a sudden starts going loud as FUCK

This is 2011 too, like pre-Crew Love dropping no one really knows who/what The Weeknd is, the whole druggy/trippy scene aint really pop off yet, so this shit is weird as fuck. We get to the next room and its brighter  with an absolute blinding strobe light blinking every 2 seconds or so, it just made everything seem like slo-mo all of a sudden. Theres fucking naked dudes chained on the wall, butt ass naked just staring at us gone out of their mind, theres skinny white girls doing lines, there was fully clothed girls doing pole dances and naked bitches just standing there on their lean absolutely crushed. There was some dude walking around with a whip, there was people just passed out on the floor. Everything you can think of that might happen at some crack house, that was goin on there. The one thing that stuck out to me was there was just like a camp fire, legit a camp fire in one of those steel fire pits just burning in one corner with like 10 people staring into it, just looking into the fire. Like Satan was gonna come roaring out of it some shit I don't even know. It was weird tho cus it was like attractive people, no homo the dudes were good looking, the chicks were hot. I didn't get it

Shit made no sense I thought I was dreaming. It was like a video shoot for one of these weeknd videos but there was no order or anything, it was just absolute chaos with a whole scene of like 50 people doing whatever drug they could find off the table. All of this is while we got this dude basically audio-manipulating all of these woman to do whatever the hell he wanted em to do.

I just fucking ran, like ya boy was so shook bros I RAN. I got charlie horse'd so bad hitting some side table in one of the pitch black rooms we came from but trucked through it on one leg gettin the hell outta that demonic household. Me & my 3 friends met up outsideand walked home speechless, I don't even know where creepy craig went but I sure has hell wasn't waiting for him. Seen dude like a week later in a stairwell and he just hit me with the same creepy smile he had when he asked if we wanted to see it.

fuck craig


the 'fuck craig' at the end had me rolling lololol
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Aug 9 2013 06:55pm
LOL
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Aug 9 2013 06:57pm
This has been one of the best threads this season.

Success.
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Aug 9 2013 06:59pm
im 12 and wat is this
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Aug 9 2013 07:08pm
Oh lawdy lawd
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