Today's game vs brewers was ugly as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I thought of this yesterday.. Would you buy it?

So safeco doesn't have any ridiculously big ballpark food item, like the churro dog, or deep fried nacho on a stick... Call it the Niehaus: 1 square foot of salami, mustard, lettuce, tomato, onions, and cheesy garlic fries on... Rye bread.

It's grand salami time!

No. That shit would cost like 40 bucks. One square foot? You'd have to be disgusting to eat all that.

Also, fuck having fries on a sandwich.

Wat. What's wrong with that?

This post was edited by Wydz on Mar 27 2015 11:36am

It would be a good tribute to Niehaus. you need to learn how to make a sandwich tho that sounds disgusting

How is this different than the 36 inch hot dog at other parks?
Split it with friends, oh wait... Canada...


Fucking nothing

It's a salami sandwich with fries on it... Maybe you just don't understand because you're a bw fan that lives in Arizona.

Fries are a side to a sandwich, unless Chili Fries, where they are the meal.
Suh, ily, but damn.

So are chips, but they are damn good on a sandwich.

I love chips on my sandwich lol

These are things a couple of fatties like you two would say