10/2/01: Sammy Sosa hits 60 home runs in a season for the third time in his career, becoming the only player ever to accomplish that feat

3/30/08: Ryan Zimmerman hits a walk-off home run in the first game at Nationals Park

You need to relax bruh

You're not even being acknowledged out here

8/18/00: Tim Salmon becomes the Angels' all-time home run leader

9/5/98: Mark McGwire becomes the first player since Roger Maris in 1961 to reach the 60-homer mark

I'm at a landscape conference in Columbus right now and the food I had for lunch gave me bad shits so I'm just going to take a nap in the John to hide from my boss

Won't sitting on a toilet, while you have bad shits, make your body want to let said shits out? I feel like you may wake up with explosive diarrhea in your pants

Pls sum beisbol

Always love when that 129.99 charge to MLB shows up on my statements, It reminds me that baseball is about a month away.
I think I read they're lifting some restrictions from MLB.TV and you can finally watch the allstar game (Dont care as much) and the world series (YES) with MLB.tv.

Feels great can't wait

Oh shit I've got to renew