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Aug 9 2013 05:11pm
Quote (fuzzy159 @ Aug 9 2013 07:08pm)
I can share one of them.

Some girl I didn't know started talking to me on facebook.  We ended up texting and it got pretty graphic.  Then I go to hook up with her at her place a few days later.  So I get there and she's living with her parents and I thought nothing of it.  We fucked a couple times that week.  Then I'm talking to one of my friends about it and he about died of laughter and tells me she's 15.  I didnt believe him because she looked a lot older.  I text her and try casually asking how old she was.  She said she just turned 15 a month ago rofl.  Then she says why how old are you and ofc I gotta lie and say 17. 

Shit was scary at the time because I'm sure she told her friends about it.


Atta boy.
"Thought she was 18."
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Aug 9 2013 05:12pm
Lololol
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Aug 9 2013 05:12pm
Quote (Benny21 @ Aug 9 2013 07:11pm)
Nb nb. Early in my freshman year at college I was mainly chillin/partyin with the people on my floor. I got to know this girl and we just kinda grew into friends with benefits. We fooled around for a few weeks and then she wanted to have sex so I was like psh fuck yeah. I had asked her earlier if she was a virgin and shit and she said no blah blah blah. So long story short I put it in and I give her a few thrusts and then she's like ok it hurts we're done here. I'm like zzz... k well lemme go take the condom off so I go into the bathroom and my dick is COVERED IN BLOOD. She lied about being a virgin. I broke her hymen.


Rofl


I really felt sick to my stomach when I found out she was 15 doe. Shit was scary especially since my friend has to tell everyone about it rofl
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Aug 9 2013 05:16pm
Hooked up with one chick my first year Uni.. we talked for a while and were pretty good friends and she kept hinting at wanting more so on Halloween I got smashed and went all in.. was going good, we go to do the dirty and she comes at me with some kind of jungle down there. Went in hand first, so didn't see it coming.. that shit like tangled in between my fingers like bad karma. Disgusting.

Never touched her again.
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Aug 9 2013 05:17pm
Quote (xVitality @ Aug 9 2013 03:16pm)
Hooked up with one chick my first year Uni.. we talked for a while and were pretty good friends and she kept hinting at wanting more so on Halloween I got smashed and went all in.. was going good, we go to do the dirty and she comes at me with some kind of jungle down there. Went in hand first, so didn't see it coming.. that shit like tangled in between my fingers like bad karma. Disgusting.

Never touched her again.


Dude that is the absolute worst. Happened to me in high school at a party once. Threw up in my mouth
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Aug 9 2013 05:25pm
Rofl gotta love them bushes. I made a girl cry last year by saying she had the hairiest body (including her snatch) I've ever seen.

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Aug 9 2013 05:25pm
Quote (fuzzy159 @ Aug 9 2013 07:12pm)
Rofl


I really felt sick to my stomach when I found out she was 15 doe.  Shit was scary especially since my friend has to tell everyone about it rofl


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Aug 9 2013 05:27pm
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She was 14 like five days before we first talked LOL
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Aug 9 2013 05:29pm
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She was 14 like five days before we first talked LOL


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Aug 9 2013 05:30pm
so we do we have here
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