Quote (xVitality @ Aug 9 2013 03:16pm)
Hooked up with one chick my first year Uni.. we talked for a while and were pretty good friends and she kept hinting at wanting more so on Halloween I got smashed and went all in.. was going good, we go to do the dirty and she comes at me with some kind of jungle down there. Went in hand first, so didn't see it coming.. that shit like tangled in between my fingers like bad karma. Disgusting.
Never touched her again.
Dude that is the absolute worst. Happened to me in high school at a party once. Threw up in my mouth