Great pre-game speech from him, dude even got emotional and started to cry a little bit when he was talking about his teammates.

Half the crowd has big Ryan Howard head signs rofl. Getting the love he deserves for what he has done helping bring this city a Championship.

Here's to hoping he can launch one one out of the park one last time! 0-for-2 so far.

He has the widest nose baseball will ever see

Guy declined so hard when he got that deal.

Still had a great prime and was fun to watch bat. He was also fun to watch field but for different reasons.

Vouch

Over Ryan Howard's 5 year $125 million contract he had a -4.4 WAR.

worth every penny

World Phucking Champions

He was also paid pennies in MLB standards when he was MVP.

He had like a 6 WAR that year.

Pretty low for an MVP.