Baseball's first million-dollar player was Nolan Ryan. This week, the Houston-area Scrap Yard Dawgs signed Monica Abbott to a record-breaking new contract, making her the first million-dollar player in fastpitch softball. Just like Ryan, she holds down some pretty impressive records, including most NCAA strikeouts (with 2,440), most games pitched (253) and most career shutouts (112).
But there's one thing Abbott's done that Ryan hasn't -- and that's throw a perfect game. Actually, she's thrown six in NCAA Division I softball, and in 2008, she threw the first perfect game in Olympic history.

The internet has forever affected the way I read the name "Monica," and I can't say I like it

She must make a mean sandwich

I still dont know why you nerds used to say that. Probably to pretend you know how to talk to girls.

I don't think I ever say "monica" or "nigga" on here because it seems stupid, phony, and unnecessary

Doubt even a quarter of the kids who say it on here say it in real life. Probably get their teeth knocked in

Or end up in a wheelchair.

Gaus > Tanak

Lol this

Terrible use of Oxford comma. /thread

How the hell do you guys say Monica lmao