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Stranger: dave?
Stranger: david?
You: yes
Stranger: DAVID!!!
You: hai
Stranger: holy fuck i found you
Stranger: what are the fucking chances dude
Stranger: its me brandon
You: ohai
You: im waiting for u
Stranger: dude you left your duffel bag in my stanza
You: srry did i leave my condoms in there
You: i need them asap
Stranger: ya its fucking full of them
Stranger: hhaha remember those drunk chicks on the bridge that one night?
You: good so when i get there later we can fuck like animals
Stranger: haha quit being a fag man haha
You: haha
Stranger: i didn't know you were into drunk chicks hahaha
Stranger: and then you found out they were guys hahahahha holy shit that hilarious
You: im into drunken u 10 inches of penetration.. wish u could remember
Stranger: hahaha fucking david, you and your fucking butterfly knife collection
You: u and ur asshole yuummmmm
Stranger: did you ever get reported for stabbing that one chick haha
You: i lovee you brandon i want you to know that
You: i need you
You: i want u inside me'
Stranger: david, you know im dating your sister
You: shes not my sister
You: shes my lover
You: i like to rape her
Stranger: aww fucking knew it hahahha
You: late at night
Stranger: we should double team that cunt sometime