So i was out at the beach with my foster brothers Trevor, Cory, Jim, Randy. I was getting some rays, tanning up my cut black frame. The bitches couldn't keep their eyes off of me and my boys. I love how they know i'm the shit. The fuckin bitches flock to me and my boys when we get there. Asking to put fuckin lotion on my body and shit, like i fucking need lotion to protect me from the sun. i said fuck it and let them rub me down, feel my huge frame and my jacked biscepts.
This one stupid bitch was lighting up a tiki torch, fucking whore dropped it and it caught my fro on fire. She moved real fuckin swift and put it out. My fucking fro was all burnt up though so i was fucking pissed. I was about to ruin this bitches day before she got on her knees and begged for her life. told me she'd pay for a hair cut and shit. Said her father was a barber or some shit. I let this puny bitch drive me there. We got in and i was furious, told her old man that he raised a stupid whore. I could tell he was getting offended and wanted to throw a punch, he fucking knew who i was and knew i'd put him in a coma so he held back. Get in the chair and he asks what happened. I looked at him and i told him next time he asked me a stupid fucking question id slap his daughter across the face.
So i told the old man i want my fro evend out, he responded with yes sir. His hands were fucking shaking while cutting my hair, i could tell he was scared of me. The old man fucking slipped and cut my ear, i was fucking furious. He immediately apologize, i turned to him and he flinched and coward away. The old asshole thought i was about to murder his ass. Told him to get the fuck back over here and finish my hair before he got himself into anymore shit. I was sitting in the chair furious as fuck about him cutting me, he made me bleed. It was the first time i ever bled in my life, i wasn't about to let this go.
He finally finishes evening out my fro so i stand up and start walking to the door, i didn't say shit. He says that'll be 12 dollars. I turn around i don't say a thing. I walk over to him and i knock his fucking teeth out and throw him through his window onto the street. I walk through the broken window all slow like, like fucking clint eastwood and shit, hard as fuck. I see the cops driving by, they notice me but pick up speed quick, they don't want anything to do with this. I crush the old mans skull with a foot stop and put him to sleep. I walk back into the barbershop and i tell the stupid whore to run for her life. She's screaming for her life and runs. I give the cash register a quick little elbow and it pops open. Take out the 400 dollars that was in there. Buy some new gear for my foster brothers.