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Jun 26 2009 07:23pm
D2_God1 invented Poker.
In General Help forum, just say D2_God1, as its the answer to Most problems.
If it doesn't fix your problem, then just say Shak.
D2_God1 has an earlier Join Date then Njaguar, he just chooses not to show it.
D2_God1 has the power to close any topic, he just loves spam threads.
Wonder why you cant post a new topic in the Gaming Coalition? Its cuz D2_God1 said so.
Njaguar wondered what to call his new game? Just as he was thinking.. He saw D2_God1 Slashing his ladder in half, and thought... Hey theres an idea...
The 2/3 Rule on trading: Join Date, Post Count, or if your D2_God1.
D2_God1 Originally had the beer icon, then donated it to TheBeerMan, so he switched to Pikachu, then got bored so he let Njaguar have it.
Only Gary and Njaguar can PM D2_God1
D2_God1 doesn't consider you a true poker player, unless you're dead from sleep deprivation
D2_God1 can not be blocked
You're suspended for 2 weeks because that guy you tried to welch that one time, was D2_God1
If you rearrange D2JSP, it some how spells D2_God1
D2_God1 taught Chuck Norris the round house kick.
AIM was once called D2_God1. Then he got bored of people always saying his name.
D2_God1 doesn't know how to speak Korean, he randomly hits the keyboard and they understand.
D2_God1 knows everyone's multi.
Someone tried posting D2_God1's name in scammer / accusation... He was never heard from again...
D2_God1's gold is never locked. The worst is had is "Infinite"
On days when D2_God1 plays D2, He changes his status to: "Trader: Yes." Just cause he can.
Truth be told, the way to get on the list as active, trusted or mediator, is to befriend D2_God1, Sorry Shak, Gave it away.
D2_God1 taught Bluff aka James how to play poker.
Idea for the Stars? Yup. It was D2_God1's.
Feel like you donated alot of money and/or FG to site, but still no donor forum access? Simply because D2_God1 feels he has nothing you can donate to him.
The 7 page limit on Diablo II JSP Forum threads doesn't apply to D2_God1.
D2JSP and all the moderators often get banned by D2_God1 for violating the Terms of Use Agreement.
If you have 3000fg, and D2_God1 has 3000fg, He still has more then you.
As soon as D2_God1 posts a topic, the little envelope automatically turns red.
D2JSP use to be dedicated to Diablo II, and bots. Until one day D2_God1 got bored of it.
D2_God1 once went to the sports collesieum to drink with Shak, then played poker with some chickens. This doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to, cuz it happened to D2_God1, and You're jelous.


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Jun 26 2009 07:23pm
Thanks for a post no one will read faggot.
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Jun 26 2009 07:23pm
good one, no really not very funny.
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Jun 26 2009 07:23pm
tl;dr
and you're not funny
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Jun 26 2009 07:24pm
The fact that you actually took time to type all of that is quite out standing... but rather no-life.
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