kinda long but its well worth it LOL
Tonight, when you go to sleep, you will dream of a light clicking sound.
You wake up the next morning to find a small handfull of legos outside the door to your room, a lego man, a sailor sitting on top of a small box made out of legos, which you crumble apart to see a skeleton lego man inside. You take all of these and put them in a small container in your room, and go off to school.
You get home from school, and see that the sailor's head is detached from its body and the skeleton lego man is missing. You shrug, and decide to go to take a nap. When you wake up, it's dark, you must have slept the whole afternoon away.
You need to get up to use the bathroom, you open the door and acidentally kick over a whole pile of legos with your foot. You feel around on the floor, and you notice that what you kicked apart was a foot-high lego wall that seemed incomplete. In the dark, you gather up a handful of legos to get them out of the way, and you discover the skeleton lego man, you can feel it by its texture. You use the bathroom, and then open the bathroom door only to see a massive lego wall completely blocking your way out.
You try to push the lego wall down but you can't because actually you are an onion.
so i'm just hanging around being a lego pirate when this faggot of a skeleton tries to mess with me...
the fucker get's me by the head... i'm just about to cut his leg off when some dude wakes up and puts me in a box...
Me and the skeleton had it out after that...
So later the skelliton escapes from the box...must have found his leg and stuck it back on.... and tries to bury me alive with a lego wall... the faggot fails epicly! and the big guy wakes up again and kicks over the wall... old skelly get's stuck to his foot...
So i decided to show him how to build a wall.... While the guys taking a dump i build a big fucker of a wall and trap them both....
The guy was trying pretty hard to escape...
now he thinks he's an onion.. total mind fuck.