Pic

You: hey
You: HEY
Stranger: hello
You: im naked
Stranger: whats up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey sexy
You: do you want to touch my water bottle?
Stranger: well ok
Stranger: =P
You: i named it peter
You: sometimes i stick it in my vagina
Stranger: cool how big is peter
Stranger: ?
You: oh
You: peter is 16.9 fl. ounces
You: do you have a water bottle?
You: maybe if yours is 20 fl. oz. we could change and try each others out?
Stranger: ok no problem for me
Stranger:
You: alright
You: so
You: what do you think about me sticking my hand in your mouth while you scream bloody murder?
Stranger: no not like that =D
You: why? do you think you'll actually die? are you sure you don't want to, its fun, i won't even use a real knifc.
You: knife*
You: i'll use a plastic one
You: to slit your throat
Stranger: no thanks =D
You: and then i'll cut your arm off with peter
Stranger: how boring
Stranger: ...
You: so do you think i can stick my hand in your mouth and make you yell bloody murder while cutting your arm off with peter?
Stranger: u are boring
Stranger: ...
You: i think someone is drunk
You: how do you feel on intertwined relation ships? I hate niggers.
Stranger: u no ?
Stranger: =D
You: are you a nigger? get the fuck out if you are
Stranger: i am not nigger


/e then Your conversational partner has disconnected.
what the fuck is wrong with this person?!


NEW CONVO:

Stranger: Hii
You: hey
Stranger: Girl ?
You: depends, i can cut my penis off then be a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by DiabloKiller12 on Jul 8 2009 05:41pm

You: how old r u?
Stranger: 68
You: holy shit
Stranger: it's even better than 69 because i can just owe you one

5:1 odds u were talking to someone from this site.

he's obviously an asian
gtfo you're boring

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi...im bored, want some fun
You: Wanna see a picture of my penis :o?
You: WANNA C A PIC OF MY PENIS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
You: lets talk about our sex lives
You: what do u like most about sex?
Stranger: when a dick goes in a girl's front
Stranger: and butt
You: I like it when my girlfriend brings over her dildo
Stranger: why
You: that way i can stimulate my anus during sex
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have u ever had sex
You: Yes, and its really good when i stimulate my anus
Stranger: hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: how old are u
You: 39
Stranger: me too
You: FUCK U
You: PEDO
You: IM ACTUALLY 12
You: IM CALLIN THE COPS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: im naked
Stranger: orly
Stranger: so m i
You: nice, nice
You: im stoking my cock right now
You: stroking*

Stranger: im deff. a lesbian
You: cool, im a child molester
Stranger: orly
You: yea, prepubescent>all
Stranger: hahaha
You: i have a few boys/girls in my basement. i could always use more
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: r u srs
You: why would i lie?
Stranger: well im glad your not
Stranger: because i would like to inform you
Stranger: I AM ACTUALLY CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC'S TO CATCH A PREDATOR
PLEASE, SIT DOWN SIR
You: right here?
Stranger: WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING YOU ACTIVITIES ON THE INTERNET LATELY
You: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: WE ARE VERY...DISTURBED
You: well chris, how about u come down to the basement?
Stranger: YOU REALIZE SIR
Stranger: THIS PLACE IS SURROUNDED WITH MANY OFFICERS OF THE LAW
You: well im surrounded by 8 year old pieces of ass
You: hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Julie
You: Jesse
Stranger: boy?
You: yeah
You: age?
Stranger: 56
You: 32
Stranger: no smile I suppose
You: i smiled
Stranger: but not anymore
Stranger: because I am too old and have too much of a penis
You: LOL