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I have a problem guys. My penis is far to big for my pants, everytime I go out in shorts it slips out.. I wear some pretty large shorts due to how fat I am... but still.

Should I just roll it up and put it in my pocket or? Suggestions?
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Quote (Bluff @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 09:07pm)
I have a problem guys. My penis is far to big for my pants, everytime I go out in shorts it slips out.. I wear some pretty large shorts due to how fat I am... but still.

Should I just roll it up and put it in my pocket or? Suggestions?



Put it in there.
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Quote (tacotuesday @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 07:07pm)
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/82/l_b217a98ede4d408681658d8264717048.jpg
Put it in there.


lol'ed
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Quote (Bluff @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 09:07pm)
I have a problem guys. My penis is far to big for my pants, everytime I go out in shorts it slips out.. I wear some pretty large shorts due to how fat I am... but still.

Should I just roll it up and put it in my pocket or? Suggestions?


i'm sure you can afford a better sig than that lol
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Quote (tacotuesday @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 10:07pm)
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/82/l_b217a98ede4d408681658d8264717048.jpg
Put it in there.


Won't fit... it's around 80 inches.
Quote (Dangers @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 10:08pm)
i'm sure you can afford a better sig than that lol


LOL, serious? 300x100 is the best quality sig.

This post was edited by Bluff on Jul 10 2009 08:10pm
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Quote (Bluff @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 09:10pm)
Won't fit... it's around 80 inches.


I'm only 59 inches tall.
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hi jess its phil
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Quote (tacotuesday @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 10:10pm)
I'm only 59 inches tall.


So I guess I should say " I could shove it down your throat and then some "

but that would be rude

so i'll say, nice hooters.
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bluff ill holla at ya for the game later... im gonna go play some cash @@
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Jul 10 2009 08:11pm
Quote (Bluff @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 10:10pm)
Won't fit... it's around 80 inches.


I would never want mine that big
That's pretty fucked up.

and man you got some real fucked up taste in sigs
(eventho the one I made for you sucked ass also LOL, but thought i'd post in in that thread before anyways :P)
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