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Stranger: hello there
You: Ohai
Stranger: what a lovely night for omegling, no?
You: This is my first time. I guess I'm an omegl-virgin?
Stranger: well I might say you're lucky
Stranger: my first time involved a conversation about where I had put a bomb
Stranger: it was random and exciting
Stranger: like a car chase
You: ahaha That's too funny
You: :0
You:
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: one time, I encountered a wild pokemon
Stranger: it ran away before I could say/do anything
Stranger: :-P
You: Ahaha, cute
You: So
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: right in the center of new york
Stranger: how about you?
You: New York too.
You: That's weird.
Stranger: cool beans
You: I just got out of highschool.
You: Moved up here
Stranger: going to school around here?
You: I will be soon
Stranger: what part of NY?
Stranger: the city?
You: Albany
Stranger: ah
Stranger: surprisingly I've never been there
You: Wow.
You: You should go, nice weed.
You:
You: I'm joining a sorority soon.
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: any specific one you have in mind?
You: Nope. My older sister said she is going to show me a few.
You: She says
You: That a soroity would be good for me
You: Because then I get to fuck all the frat boys, and they would give it to me kinky.
You: That is, of course, how I like it best.
Stranger: well I wouldn't know from personal experience, but that's definitely what you see at the movies
You: Yes, it's better in real life
Stranger: I shall endeavor to experience this then
You: Go for it
You: I
You: got offered a shot at a porno
You: but I passed
Stranger: I hear it's a good way to make a lot of money if you're not shy
You: That's my problem, I don't like it in the butt
Stranger: I've always wondered about that
Stranger: I feel like it would hurt quite a bit
Stranger: I do not plan on trying it
You: It does unless the guy knows exactly what to do.
You: You a virgin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh I guess I never mentioned
Stranger: I'm a guy
You:
You: I'm obviously a girl
Stranger: even so, I would like it in the ass
Stranger: :-P
You: Ever heard of a site called
You: D2jsp?
Stranger: never
You:
http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=32843800&f=200&st=80#entry207957585You: Go there.
You: You'll be laughed at by the millions.
This post was edited by namyellit on Jul 9 2009 11:28pm