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Stranger: i suck
Stranger: tits
Stranger: boobs
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You: I have boobs
You: in a way
Stranger: you is a woman?
You: I like to think so
Stranger: i´m a men
You: Your more than 1 guy
You: dude
Stranger: what youe age
You: what hacks do u use
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Stranger: fuck you
You: thats 500 fg
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Jul 9 2009 10:52pm
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Stranger: F
Stranger: 20
Stranger: you
You: m
You: 19
You: us
You: wanna see my dick?

Stranger: you wanna cybersex
Stranger: yes
You: 8==========================>
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You: long aint it
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Stranger: you can suck on them all night
You: pic?

Stranger: no i dont im on my iphone
Stranger: srry
Stranger: but stay pleaes
Stranger: please
Stranger: srry
Stranger: im just horny
Stranger: tease me daddy
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Quote (tim226 @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 12:50am)
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: d2jsp?
Stranger: suck my dick
You: suck my tit
Stranger: i suck
Stranger: tits
Stranger: boobs
You: :['
You: I have boobs
You: in a way
Stranger: you is a woman?
You: I like to think so
Stranger: i´m a men
You: Your more than 1 guy
You: dude
Stranger: what youe age
You: what hacks do u use
You: ill give yo 200 fg for them
Stranger: fuck you
You: thats 500 fg
Stranger: your fool
You: You have bad english
You: 1,200 for englih lessons
You: english*
Stranger: ahuahuhuahua
Stranger: your english is a trash
Stranger: ahuhuahauhuahu
You: You also laugh like a fucking idiot
Stranger: suck my big dick
Stranger: stupid
You: I didn't know 2 unches was big these days
Stranger: lug my nutts
You: inches*
You: You're gonna love my nuts
You: SLap chop!
You: Your gonna love my nuts
Stranger: the book is on the table
You: You're gonna love my nuts
Stranger: you is a woman?
You: Slapchop!
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Dude, that's a burn on like, a That 70's Show level. Hilarious!
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You: You a jew?
Stranger: nope.
You: Thank god.
You: All day I've been connecting with Jews.
You: Moyles, Rabbis, dirty Jew women.
You: It sickens me.
Stranger: haha
You: White Power, am I right or what?
You: ;)
Stranger: what do you mean white power?
You: You know... aren't you white?
You: Fuck all those minorities
Stranger: yes i am white.
You: Jews, Blacks, Asians, Poodles, Communists
You: They're all bad for this world.
You: They try to bring the white man down.
You: They're uneducated, dirty, homeless, poor.
You: They give the United States of America a bad name.
Stranger: i hope you don't mind immigrants.
You: As long as you're white
You: and you were born here.
Stranger: i was born in canada
You: It's all good with me.
You: Haha, Canada doesn't count
You: It's like Upper-America anyway
Stranger: true
You: You fuckin canucks are all like us anyway hahah
Stranger: well i live in america now
You: And I'm very proud of you for that.
You: It's like Weezy n George movin on up, if you catch my drift.
You: I mean, you're still okay on the Lower East Side, but when you get that Deluxe Apartment in the Skyyyy
You: It's like a dream come true.
You: You know?
Stranger: i lived in canada until i was three, so i really dont even know
You: Well, I say let's go show the world what white people can do.
You: Wanna go hang some black people?
Stranger: no, i kind of need them to like me. i start college in philly in september.
You: Oh yeah, Philly is full of those negroes
Stranger: and home to one of the best business schools in the country, so i will deal with them.
You: Eh, you're no good to me then.
You: I need someone I can change the country with.
You: Really make a difference
You: Decrease the minority
You: Bring power back to the white man.
Stranger: sorry
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Jul 9 2009 10:57pm
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lol i must of said something
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Jul 9 2009 10:59pm
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Stranger: hi
You: fg?
Stranger: both
You: fieldgold/
You: i need fg
Stranger: u like to touch uself?
You: yea
You: i eat shit
You: as well
You: i like to be pissed on
Stranger: stick it in my ya
You: and have shit run down my throat
Stranger: hard
Stranger: a guy n a cup?
You: i want you to defreeze a turd.. and fuck my ass wiht it
You: let my ass juicies dethaw it.. and let it melt down my thighs
Stranger: alasken pipline
You: yeap
You: you know
You: i knew u done it before
Stranger: hard\
You: it asesome
Stranger: r u like a 7 11
Stranger: ?
You: 12
You: yea
Stranger: always open?
You: u were close
You: no i am 12 years old
You: mister
Stranger: then fuck me
You: you want to fuck a 12 year old boy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hard
You: as long as you eat my shit and let me piss in your eye
You: i get turned on by that
Stranger: then u got to let me give u a foot job
You: i also have this thing where i like to blow snot over your chest and run my dick and balls over it
You: you can but i tell you now.. i have a fungus on my dick
You: but what ever floats your boat
Stranger: it gets kinky like that
You: it comes from not showing in 2 years... and fucking the neighbors goat doesnt help it out any
You: onces it starting spoting up green puss.. i gave up on getting rid of it
Stranger: well i fuck gorillas
Stranger: so hepetitus is a factor
You: gorillas are to violent
Stranger: not for me
You: i not sure what it is mister.. like i said i am 12
You: when i do things.. i have no idea what i am doign
Stranger: my dick gets swollen randomly
You: i do know from experience.. corn on the cobs are not made for putting up your ass.
You: doesnt really hurt going in
You: but coming out omfg
Stranger: i like to do it on a xilaphone also
You: well it kinda hard to see my dick.. looks like a big jelly blob with all the puss filled bubbles on it
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Jul 9 2009 11:03pm
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You: eww
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Jul 9 2009 11:13pm
Stranger: FUCK ENGLISH!
You: LOL
You: I herd you leiks mudkipz?
Stranger: FUCK ENGLISH!
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Edit:

Sad thing is i'm from england :(

This post was edited by namyellit on Jul 9 2009 11:13pm
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Jul 9 2009 11:16pm
Damn you guys gotta get people to trust you deeper into conversations. Gets funnier that way.
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Jul 9 2009 11:16pm
well this wasted 2hrs of my time lol
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