Karma, I suggest editing out the website you posted

Stranger: Hey what cha doin
You: Just sittin in my boom box chair
Stranger: and..
You: what? just jackin it
Stranger: Jacking what? Your car?
You: no... im strokin my underbrush with a hamster
Stranger: Wtf is under brush?
You: ya know.. my my laser shooting home theater it has lasers
Stranger: Ok this is pretty random lol
You: damnit are you a girl or what?
Stranger: Ohhhh i get it YOUR PENIS
You: yes yes, finally
Stranger: ya im a sexy babe with some hot knockers and juices pourin out ma Gina
You: oh. well hello lady friend
Stranger: nope im a dude and i was wantin to molest you t4t
The other user has logged offline.

You: wtf?

crap


You: nah
You: white
You: but brown hair
Stranger: well i have brown hair i look white but im spanish
You: okay
You: i want to see you
Stranger: uuhhh well i dress like a dude and honestly i get the vibe that ur into dudes and not girls
You: idc
You: show me your body
Stranger: lol i dont know you
You: please
Stranger: uh ur a guy
Stranger: u got caught
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by xKenshiNx on Jul 9 2009 12:34am

wtf

he just tracked your ip and you are going to get raped in five days

id be scared
i should use a proxy for this shit

talking to
http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nicole-pietrontone-5.jpg
that

ROFL LAMO

ya that was kinda the ending i wanted to happen

EPIC

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: oh dear, u are 17?
You: how much fg's you got
Stranger: great...ima forget that 21 and have fun with u
Stranger: fg is what?
You: ...
You: forum cheese
You: the fgz
You: bluff has 550k
You: its rediculous
You: that guy is so gg
Stranger: gg?
You: how much u got?
Stranger: 550
You: thats it?
You: n00b
Stranger: yes
You: you should do a 550 a/i
You: but make them send u/f
You: so you dont get welched
Stranger: a/i?
Stranger: nice story
You: you prefer h/u?
Stranger: i prefer j/j
You: a/i is faster, but if your good h/u is the way to go
Stranger: or..m/y
You: jj?
You: my?
Stranger: definitely wont be m/s
You: y not?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: its free, maybe ill get one
You: ok, whatever, lets get straight to the point
You: im horny
You: your horny
You: lets do this
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: seduce me
You: ill give you 50 fg
You: fo noods
You: for*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: rub ur boobs on my chest
Stranger: earned 2 fg by that?
You: i have boobs?
Stranger: oh..u reminded me
Stranger: well, yes, u have
Stranger: make it happen
You: im the proud owner of a penis thank you very much
Stranger: oh, u dont own my penis, do u?
Stranger: never think about it again, u got it?
You: e u gays?
Stranger: lol, thats all u get?
Stranger: im bored
You: me 2
Stranger: well, i gotta go, playing with u definitely lower my iq
You: wait
You: say hi to jsp
Stranger: who is it
You: just say "hi jsp"
Stranger: hi jsp, bye ms
You: YES
You: ty
You: you can go now
Stranger: going to talk with my, cya around
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


How the fuck they know im 17?

lol?