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#71
Jul 8 2009 05:27pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi there.
Stranger: hello its me
You: its you?
You: Who the fuck is you
You: ?
Stranger: granny u shithead?!
You: ` `
You: fuck you
You: STUPID ASS NIGGA
You: :D
Stranger: oh im white
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im a nun
Stranger: im THE nun
Stranger: HAHAHHAH
You: ` `
You: Your the nun
You: FUCK YOU NUN
You: GO DO AN UNHOLY SIN
Stranger: hahahahahahaah no
You: GO FUCK A HORSE OR SOMETHING
You: PLEASE
You have disconnected.
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#72
Jul 8 2009 05:28pm
Quote (GameCrazy9000 @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:26pm)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 16 f
You: are you bored?
You: 16f
You: lets make lesbian love
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: im a slut
You: i hope you are
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: i wish there were more girls like me
You: fat and ugly?
You: i mean a slut right?
Stranger: no
You: wait forget those 2
Stranger: im hot
You: hot means fat and ugly?
You: i mean, slut right?
Stranger: no...
You: are you a child molester? im scared
Stranger: im not a child molester
Stranger: im actually a 15 year old boy
Stranger: high on his own hormones
You: so
You: let me get this straight
You: you're a no life guy talking to strangers saying you're a girl that is 16 trying to get attention on a site because no ones loves you (such as your parents and your friends (oh wait forgot you don't got friends) and saying you're a slut so you can flirt with 40 yr old child molesters online. correct?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im scared of girls in reallife
You: so
Stranger: and pretending im a slut really turns me on
You: you're acting like a girl because theres a vagina under your dick?
Stranger: i dont have a vagina under my penis
Stranger: i wish i did though
You: lol...
You: ok well
You: jump off a bridge, it'll make it a lot easier for your life
You have disconnected.

weird people there.. lol


Lmfao
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#73
Jul 8 2009 05:28pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hello
You: I have herpes..
You: and aids..
Stranger: awesome
You: And i have H1N1.
You: Yes
Stranger: let's share a toilet seat
You: ok
You: kgo
You: K
Stranger: i'm already there
You: I'm going to go sit on my toilet seat
You: I'm going to go now
You have disconnected.
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#74
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: i'm 12.
You: how about you
Stranger: thats cool.
Stranger: im 15
You: touch my weenie?
You: ?
Stranger: haha you little immature bitch
Stranger: grow some nuts and grow tha fuck up
Stranger: k thanks


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#75
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
At this point, we're prolly all chatting with each other, lmfao.
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#76
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 m
You: :o
You: 16/f/cali
Stranger: oo nice
You: u wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: here or messenger
You: here
You: ill start
You: I seize your bulging warm cock
You: and violently shove it in my mouth
You: ooh yeah it feels nice in my mouth
You: oh i love your jizz all over my eyes
You: ur turn
Stranger: i ill start kissng u then i kissng more down more ill lick ur pussy and u lick my big cock
You: oh yeah
Stranger: ill cum your face
You: more
You: grab my titties
You: oh yeah
You: are you hard?
You: i am so horny right now
Stranger: i ll splank u
You: spank my ass
You: im bein naughty
Stranger: i have just spermed on webcam with some girl
You: oh yeah
You: am i that girl?
Stranger: sure
You: oh yeahhhhhh
You: earth shaking orgasms
You: talk dirty to me some more
Stranger: u ll be cowboy girld
Stranger: girl
Stranger: and then startng 69
Stranger: u bite my cock
You: lemmie start suckin your cock
You: mmm tasty
You: your move, big man
Stranger: my cock 18 cm i think ist enough for u
You: Your right
You: cuz im a dude LOl
You: fuckin faggot LOL
Stranger: i want masturbation again
Stranger: but dont heere
You: LOL U GAY?
Stranger: if u want webcam we ll do
You: LOL U WANNA WEBCAM WITH ME? WTF U GAY?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#77
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
Quote (UHKDemon @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:28pm)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hello
You: I have herpes..
You: and aids..
Stranger: awesome
You: And i have H1N1.
You: Yes
Stranger: let's share a toilet seat
You: ok
You: kgo
You: K
Stranger: i'm already there
You: I'm going to go sit on my toilet seat
You: I'm going to go now
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: i want to ciber with you
You: cyber*
You: im
You: 78
You: female
You: and i live in alaska
You: i live with my family, oh the young ones, theyre 50ish now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#78
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
Quote (IK_CaptainJeffy @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 11:26pm)
OMFG this one made me cry. Fuck poker, give site :P


LOL i was cryin practically too jeez was epic!
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#79
Jul 8 2009 05:30pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi.
Stranger: hey
You: By law, I'm supposed to tell you that I'm a child molester.
You: ...Got kids?
Stranger: nope.
You: :(
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#80
Jul 8 2009 05:31pm
Quote (UHKDemon @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:30pm)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi.
Stranger: hey
You: By law, I'm supposed to tell you that I'm a child molester.
You: ...Got kids?
Stranger: nope.
You: :(
You have disconnected.


ROFLMFAO
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