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Sep 18 2013 09:25pm
Quote (PhewPhew @ Sep 18 2013 08:25pm)
Bro.. Dodgeball is way better than ping pong.


Truth. Bigger balls, and everyone likes bigger balls.
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Sep 18 2013 09:26pm
Quote (BardOfXiix @ Sep 18 2013 11:23pm)
Pads are for pussies.  Soccer >


Don't need pads for soccer LOL
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Quote (Prone @ Sep 18 2013 08:26pm)
Don't need pads for soccer LOL


Yeah 'cuz soccer players aren't pussies. I'm glad you could follow my logic on that one.
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Quote (xnozx. @ Sep 19 2013 03:23am)
football > basketball > baseball > hockey > MMA > boxing > flag-football > volleyball > pool > ping-pong > dodgeball > bowling > softball > swimming > fishing > surfing > weight lifting > kickboxing > competitive food eating > racing > wrestling > rock climbing > rope climbing > archery > ultimate frisbee > frisbee > tennis > golf > badminton > water polo > paint drying > wall staring > hide and seek > rugby > soccer


lmao
thats great
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Sep 18 2013 09:28pm
bunch of fags in here

how has NOBDY said womens volly ball

Quote (BardOfXiix @ Sep 18 2013 08:27pm)
Yeah 'cuz soccer players aren't pussies.  I'm glad you could follow my logic on that one.





NFL players would GLADLY play with pads if it were allowed LOL

you have any idea how much taht shit slows them down/makes it harder to juke?

but, it's agianst the rules

This post was edited by GimmeMilfsPls on Sep 18 2013 09:29pm
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Quote (BardOfXiix @ Sep 18 2013 10:27pm)
Yeah 'cuz soccer players aren't pussies.  I'm glad you could follow my logic on that one.


Soccer players that aren't pussies play Rugby.

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Quote (BardOfXiix @ Sep 18 2013 11:27pm)
Yeah 'cuz soccer players aren't pussies.  I'm glad you could follow my logic on that one.


Cause they run back and forth and any contact that is made they act as if they were shot. Only pad you need is a jockstrap for the goalie even though he wouldn't really need it since the ball never gets close to the net.
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Quote (GimmeMilfsPls @ Sep 18 2013 08:28pm)
bunch of fags in here

how has NOBDY said womens volly ball


Ew women.

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Cause they run back and forth and any contact that is made they act as if they were shot. Only pad you need is a jockstrap for the goalie even though he wouldn't really need it since the ball never gets close to the net.


You must watch soccer with your eyes close to be this oblivious.

This post was edited by BardOfXiix on Sep 18 2013 09:30pm
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Quote (BardOfXiix @ Sep 19 2013 03:27am)
Yeah 'cuz soccer players aren't pussies.  I'm glad you could follow my logic on that one.


Wrong, soccer players do use pads.



































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Quote (FiestaBeast @ Sep 18 2013 08:29pm)
Wrong, soccer players do use pads.



































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Wow, you got my joke! I am so glad that you understood the duality between "pads" as in protective wear football players use and "pads" as in tampons. Glad I didn't have to explain that one to you before you attempted to make the same joke I just made except far less cleverly.

Oh wait a minute, you didn't get the initial joke so you made a complete fool of yourself.
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