wow , this person is pretty fucking nasty.

he hasent left yet.



You: how much fg you got?
Stranger: aaah haah horny dudes looking for girls to talk dirty on here are jsut too easy to mess with
Stranger: fg?
You: yes
You: female testigals
You: testicals*
You: got any?
Stranger: oh, not force of gravity ok
You: i need some new testicals sewed on
You: i dropped mine
Stranger: you dropped you...female...testicals?
Stranger: whered you drop them?
You: ii dropped my balls
You: in your mouth
You: last night
Stranger: oh they're gone by now then
You: how so?
You: you spit or swallow?
Stranger: well i tend to clench my teeth when i sleep
Stranger: so you could probably kiss those suckers goodbye
You: wanna see a picture of my sexy cute body?
You: me in a thong
Stranger: im getting visions of something like goat.se
Stranger: so probably not
You: well
You: i own my own porn site
You: but alright
You: if you dont wanna
Stranger: its great what internet anonymity lets you tell people isnt it?
You: huh?
You: go to www.meatspin.com , and you'll see me riding a dick
Stranger: you spin me right round baby right round

he goes, where are you ?


i was like on the couch ....


hes like what you doing ? jerking ?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: whats good
You: hey
You: let's get this straight, i'm a chick, i'm horny, i need somebody to talk dirty to me.
Stranger: whoa
You: ?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: um what turns u on
Stranger: what sort of things are you into
You: anal
You:
Stranger: mmm yeah baby
You: i love to do anal
You: you?
Stranger: i love giving anal
Stranger: so ur in luck
You: lol

damn

lol i got him/her!

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: do u like funny videos?
Stranger: yes!
You: alright
You: go to myfunsundays.com and search epic fail
You: its hilarious
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: k
You: do it now and lmk what u think

GOD DA MNIT

Stranger: so ur in luck
You: lol
Stranger: why are you laughing im serious you want someone to get u horny so im here talk to me
You: yeah
You: im touching my vagina atm
Stranger: tell me what gets you wet
You: touch ur penis
Stranger: i dont have one
You: ur a girl?
Stranger: yup
You: Stranger: i love giving anal
You: ???
Stranger: lol strap on
You: oh WELL
You: touch ur vagina
Stranger: lmao damn girl ur a freak

omg yall are wierd

Stranger: how old are you
You: im 19
You: you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you ever been with a girl?
You: yes
You: was cool but
You: boy are better
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: psssh
Stranger: thats cuz you havent been with me
Stranger: i cant eat that pussy like no other

talked to this homo rofl

your good at getting pics lol

O.O WTF