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Jul 8 2009 05:20pm
Quote (MicroChampion @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 05:12pm)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: Knight to king 3
You: oh thats so hawt
Stranger: Your move.
You: my pussy is so wet right now
Stranger: Poor kitty, did it fall in the tub? :[
You: mmmm, yaaa feels so good
You: hot tube
Stranger: tube?
Stranger: Holy shit
Stranger: TEST TUBE?!
Stranger: ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
Stranger: YOU'RE NAZIS MAN
Stranger: THE ILLUMINATI ARE COMING
You: oooOHHH ya
Stranger: HIDE THE CHIPS N DIP


LMAO
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Jul 8 2009 05:20pm
Quote (Kevgizcool @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 06:28pm)
Stranger: evening
Stranger: bit drunk
Stranger: sorry
You: haha
You: me too
Stranger: oh cool
You: can u give me one sec
Stranger: we'll get on fine
Stranger: of course
You: :]
Stranger: i'm looking for my nightie anyway
You: okay
You: im back
You: :D
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i never went anywhere really
You: so hold are ya?
Stranger: 38
You: im guessing your a guy
Stranger: yes
Stranger: is that bad?
You: nope
You: perfect
Stranger: lol
You: <27
You: girl
Stranger: i wish i was perfect...
You: oh i bet you are baby
Stranger: i found my nightie by the way
You: whats that?
Stranger: pink, my favourite *smiles*
Stranger: my nightdress
Stranger: im a tv *blushes*
You: wtf
Stranger: well, i am a guy, but i like pretty clothes *embarrassed*
You: oh so stylish
Stranger: make up, lingerie...
Stranger: it makes me feel sort of sexy
You: god my pussy is so wet right now..
Stranger: some women understand
Stranger: mmm does it maybe need just a little cleaning?
You: hell yes
You: :D
You: i rub it with two fingers...
You: oh god
You: it feels great
Stranger: i'm on my knees already..
Stranger: if you need a pee too i understand
You: oh my god..
You: this feels great
You: oh stick it in
You: i rub it even harder
You: then i pull out my dick
Stranger: imagine peeing all over my tongue
You: oh my god
You: this is amazing
Stranger: lol


Wow this one's a sicko lmfao
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Jul 8 2009 05:21pm
Quote (MicroChampion @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 11:12pm)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: Knight to king 3
You: oh thats so hawt
Stranger: Your move.
You: my pussy is so wet right now
Stranger: Poor kitty, did it fall in the tub? :[
You: mmmm, yaaa feels so good
You: hot tube
Stranger: tube?
Stranger: Holy shit
Stranger: TEST TUBE?!
Stranger: ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
Stranger: YOU'RE NAZIS MAN
Stranger: THE ILLUMINATI ARE COMING
You: oooOHHH ya
Stranger: HIDE THE CHIPS N DIP


man i thought was so fuckin funny i started burstin out laughin hahah
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Jul 8 2009 05:21pm
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: good
You: u
Stranger: fine
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: ur gay hahaha
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Jul 8 2009 05:23pm
wtf?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Jul 8 2009 05:24pm
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Jul 8 2009 05:26pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 16 f
You: are you bored?
You: 16f
You: lets make lesbian love
Stranger: ohh baby
Stranger: im a slut
You: i hope you are
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: i wish there were more girls like me
You: fat and ugly?
You: i mean a slut right?
Stranger: no
You: wait forget those 2
Stranger: im hot
You: hot means fat and ugly?
You: i mean, slut right?
Stranger: no...
You: are you a child molester? im scared
Stranger: im not a child molester
Stranger: im actually a 15 year old boy
Stranger: high on his own hormones
You: so
You: let me get this straight
You: you're a no life guy talking to strangers saying you're a girl that is 16 trying to get attention on a site because no ones loves you (such as your parents and your friends (oh wait forgot you don't got friends) and saying you're a slut so you can flirt with 40 yr old child molesters online. correct?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im scared of girls in reallife
You: so
Stranger: and pretending im a slut really turns me on
You: you're acting like a girl because theres a vagina under your dick?
Stranger: i dont have a vagina under my penis
Stranger: i wish i did though
You: lol...
You: ok well
You: jump off a bridge, it'll make it a lot easier for your life
You have disconnected.

weird people there.. lol

This post was edited by GameCrazy9000 on Jul 8 2009 05:26pm
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Jul 8 2009 05:26pm
I'll do it
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Jul 8 2009 05:26pm
Quote (MicroChampion @ Wed, Jul 8 2009, 07:12pm)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl?
Stranger: Knight to king 3
You: oh thats so hawt
Stranger: Your move.
You: my pussy is so wet right now
Stranger: Poor kitty, did it fall in the tub? :[
You: mmmm, yaaa feels so good
You: hot tube
Stranger: tube?
Stranger: Holy shit
Stranger: TEST TUBE?!
Stranger: ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY
Stranger: YOU'RE NAZIS MAN
Stranger: THE ILLUMINATI ARE COMING
You: oooOHHH ya
Stranger: HIDE THE CHIPS N DIP


OMFG this one made me cry. Fuck poker, give site :P
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Gold: 1,500.00
Jul 8 2009 05:27pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: hello
You: female/male?
Stranger: m
You: age?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u
You: hey bitch im the one that asks the questions here so listen the fuck up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They don't like me.
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