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Jul 9 2009 10:29pm
Quote (SantaKlaus @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 12:29am)
Stranger: hii
You: no
Stranger: dick
You: yes
Stranger: fuck you
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: wow
You: no
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: no
Stranger: how old are you again?
You: yes
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lol'd
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Jul 9 2009 10:31pm
Ha!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: ohai
Stranger: ohai?
Stranger: Serginho
Stranger: lol
You: lolwut?
Stranger: Serginho
Stranger: Just a joke
You: inb4disconnect
Stranger: Wtf?
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Jul 9 2009 10:32pm
Quote (IK_CaptainJeffy @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 01:31am)
Ha!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: ohai
Stranger: ohai?
Stranger: Serginho
Stranger: lol
You: lolwut?
Stranger: Serginho
Stranger: Just a joke
You: inb4disconnect
Stranger: Wtf?
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Jul 9 2009 10:32pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HEY
Stranger: asl
You: 16 U
Stranger: gender?
You: WHATEVER UR NOT
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Jul 9 2009 10:34pm
Quote (Eniac @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 01:32am)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HEY
Stranger: asl
You: 16 U
Stranger: gender?
You: WHATEVER UR NOT
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 9 2009 10:36pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: is that all u ever say?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: i do!
Stranger: and for that...
Stranger: wait one sec
You: lol
Stranger: i need to spit into the bucket that my penis is held in
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: where was i?
Stranger: oh, and for that!
You: lol
Stranger: i damn you!
You: noooooooo
Stranger: i have fat uncle!
You: are so
Stranger: he come from ukraina!
Stranger: he come stay at your place!
You: nice
Stranger: he allready fat and everything!
Stranger: he eat your daughter!
You: perfekt
Stranger: you know chim?
You: ofc
Stranger: he dose love perfect vodka...
You: so does ur mom
You: ha~
You: win
You: send fg plz
Stranger: win?
Stranger: fg?
Stranger: fucking gush?
You: send now
Stranger: what the?
You: or ill post
You: and
Stranger: fg?
You: u g3t listed ofc
Stranger: what is fg?
You: fuck off
Stranger: oh
You: ima report u to njag
Stranger: then FG you to!
Stranger: FG you to boy
Stranger: i bring you to the uncle
You: and he will lock u etc
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he does
You: enjoy scammer tag asshole
You: t4t
Stranger: he kicks me in balls
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what is FG??
Stranger: you faggot or something?
Stranger: i'm straight...
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Jul 9 2009 10:37pm
You: Hi, I am a magic 8 ball, want to ask me a question?
Stranger: yeah ok
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Concentrate and ask again.
You: Hi, I am a magic 8 ball, want to ask me a question?
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Jul 9 2009 10:37pm
I satarted tofeal unfortable
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: d2jsp
Stranger: Gay male?
You: T\
You: /T\
Stranger: Oral Sex naow!
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: MAn tits?
You: n
You: ??
Stranger: I will suck your dick.
You: How much fg will this cost
Stranger: Free.
You: oh boy an forum cheese donation
Stranger: *Unzips Your Pants and proceeds to gently rub your penis*
You: I click on my profile and starty jerking off to my massive ammounts of ffg
You: ewwww
You: fuck
You: i think it short circuited my key board
You: FUCK
You: I just bought thi too
You: Ugh
Stranger: *Shoves dick into my mouth and massages with tounge*
You: I falcon punch you in the face
You: You get absolutly obliterated
You: I rip off your 2 inch needle dick and put it into the paper shredder
Stranger: *Shoves dick further down throat and commences deep throat blow job*
You: I put on my shako and enigma and go into my party members tp
You: DING
You: yeah
You: lvl 99
Stranger: *Swallows all of your juicy milky goodness*
You: FUCKER Ive been wondering who has been stealing my milk
You: YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO EAT MY FRUITY PEBBLES WITH OUT ANY MILK
You: FUCKING HARD MAN
Stranger: I suck your Fruity Pebbles just fine
You: I still got my captain crunch
You: grape juice
Stranger: *Kisses all over your body and proceeds to start a passionite french kiss*
You: I go open up my dungeon and draggons board game
You: I invite gary coleman over to play
Stranger: *You do a handstand and we commence to do the windmill position up the butt*
You: Gary
You: I saw that
You: No cheating you lil fag
You: EW FAGGPT
You: FAGGOT
You: OMG
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Jul 9 2009 10:38pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: JEFF IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: nope its jim
You: JIM!
You: WHATS UP MAN
You: LONG TIME NO SEE
Stranger: I KNOW HUH
You: HOWS IT GOING
Stranger: PRETTY GOOD
You: FUCK ANYONES WIFE LATELY
You: YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Jul 9 2009 10:39pm
Quote (Eniac @ Fri, Jul 10 2009, 12:38am)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: JEFF IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: nope its jim
You: JIM!
You: WHATS UP MAN
You: LONG TIME NO SEE
Stranger: I KNOW HUH
You: HOWS IT GOING
Stranger: PRETTY GOOD
You: FUCK ANYONES WIFE LATELY
You: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i didnt lol'd :(
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